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Dr Jones said:They're defo chopsticks - they're cuboid in shape.
I've seen too many chopsticks in my life...
Maybe the cats will use it to eat the rats

Dr Jones said:They're defo chopsticks - they're cuboid in shape.
I've seen too many chopsticks in my life...

Rilot said:He/she is only playing. You'd know about it if that cat meant to cause injury.


seek said:i don't get why people write the captions like tards.
cats = intelligent.
where the hell is the humor in plastering the images with text-speak? the very same text-speak we usually condemn here at ocuk? why lower yourselves to the standards of inferior forums for the sake of making a few chavs grin?![]()
whilst your comment is very funny, it still doesn't explain the need to make them out to be chavvy.Clerkin said:cats are intelligent but they are notoriously bad spellers

I've got scars all over my hands from cats, most of them are from playtime - only once wasn't - and that was from him getting a fright. One of my cats was asleep on the bed and I was, as usual, draped all over the place and one of my arms happened to be across his flank....well, I kind of twitched in my sleep, and he got a fright.......well, it had been a few weeks since I'd last clipped his nails and he jumped up and lashed out at the same time, locking his claw inside the palm of my hand......that wound produced a lot of blood and a nice looking scar for a little cat.....made me realise what a large cat would do if it smacked you one.Clerkin said:ive been bit by a cat and it hurt like hell, was drunk at the time so i probably deserved it mind. still got the scar today![]()

Skidmark said:I've got scars all over my hands from cats, most of them are from playtime - only once wasn't - and that was from him getting a fright. One of my cats was asleep on the bed and I was, as usual, draped all over the place and one of my arms happened to be across his flank....well, I kind of twitched in my sleep, and he got a fright.......well, it had been a few weeks since I'd last clipped his nails and he jumped up and lashed out at the same time, locking his claw inside the palm of my hand......that wound produced a lot of blood and a nice looking scar for a little cat.....made me realise what a large cat would do if it smacked you one.![]()

G18241 said:![]()
Ill let someone stick a caption on those two
They are my 2 puddy tats, top one is fluffy, bottom one is molly![]()