CATS!!!! ARGH!!!! help me!

Breeze said:
Where do you get the impression that he finds it "great" or "fun"? I'm sure he would rather not have to deal with a situation like this in the first place.
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Erm, let me see, throughout the entire thread so far we have had escalating ways of tormenting animals, which by the very comments of "its in jest" is indicating that its somehow something that is funny. I on the other hand don't find it in the least bit funny.

"and kill it (I'm not even joking)"
"I'm still tempted to deliver him half a cat."
"poisoning it will become a very real prospect"
Scuzi comment on "stealing cats" worries me most, having lost animals which are essentially part of our family through theft.
 
Bobbler said:
Erm, let me see, throughout the entire thread so far we have had escalating ways of tormenting animals, which by the very comments of "its in jest" is indicating that its somehow something that is funny. I on the other hand don't find it in the least bit funny.

"and kill it (I'm not even joking)"
"I'm still tempted to deliver him half a cat."
"poisoning it will become a very real prospect"
Scuzi comment on "stealing cats" worries me most, having lost animals which are essentially part of our family through theft.
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The comments you mentioned where not from Moorron, whom I asked you about.

Anyway no biggie.
 
As I mentioned earlier, if the people who feel they can freely kill or torture other peoples pets should expect the owners of said pets the freedom to kill or torture those depraived sociopathic scum.

Indeed, by all accountsthey would have more rights to do such things. Killing an innocent animal that does not have the cognitive power to understand its disliked behaviour is much worse than the crime of sentencing someone who supposedly has the intelligence and cognitive capability to know right from wrong.
 
Generally speaking, people don't own cats, cat's choose to live with people.
They cannot be trained or controlled like a dog can, they are not truly domesticated. The vast majority of cats, turfed into the wilderness, will survive. If you did that to a dog it would almost certainly die.

So, much like birds pooing on your car, there isn't much point getting aggravated by cats pooing on your lawn. :D
 
This forum gets worse, have people suddenly had a humour bypass?

I'm an animal lover and even I managed to work out that it was all in jest. People push the boundaries every day on what is acceptable, some find some things funny, others find the idea of it horriffic, just look at programmes such as Little Britain.

If I had someone elses animal crapping in my garden I would be far from amused, yes they are members of someone elses family but the different is that you wouldn't find other peoples dogs, hamsters, rabbits or small children curling one out on your lawn would you.

So, to all the keyboard warriors out there, chill out, get back in your box and just take it for what it is meant to be...a joke.

I'll get off my soapbox now and go back to being a chilled Minx. :D
 
Get a lovely little jack russell.... they'll see of everything for better or worse :D they don't kill anything.... just scare it off!
 
Any cat stupid enough to keep walking into a garden with angry humans that keep chasing it off is just asking for it, if I kept walking into a lions den I would expect to be killed. It's called natural selection.
 
oh my god it gets worse... its a muslim cat... honest!

now I really am going to kill it, just to annoy some of the folk on this thread.

Here puss puss puss...... whack.

Some people need a reality check, specifically D.P and Bobbler.. there's about a 0.00000000000001% chance of me killing the thing so get back in your boxes chaps.

And all the folk going on about the cat going about its normal business.. frankly I expect the pig I'm abut to consume was going about its normal business before it met its maker. Its no biggie.

Like I said, I'll try almost everything thats been suggested but there is a point where the safety and health of my kids and the right of my family to use their garden without getting smeared in crap and the right of me not having to gag whilst I scoop poo into a bucket comes way waaaaaaaaaay above some overgrown rodent catchers right to exist.

I'm at the top of the food chain for a reason, because I can kill animals if I want to. Normally I leave it to butchers etc but this time I might make an exception.

And the best thing for all the keyboard warriors to know is.. there's not a damn thing you can do about it :)
 
Mekrel said:
Why have we got soldiers in Iraq? When we can send Bobbler, Squiffy and the other keyboard warriors in.
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here to save the day with over the top posts and strategically placed rolleyes.. yes.. its the keyboard warriors!
 
matt100 said:
oh my god it gets worse... its a muslim cat... honest!

now I really am going to kill it, just to annoy some of the folk on this thread.

Here puss puss puss...... whack.

Some people need a reality check, specifically D.P and Bobbler.. there's about a 0.00000000000001% chance of me killing the thing so get back in your boxes chaps.

And all the folk going on about the cat going about its normal business.. frankly I expect the pig I'm abut to consume was going about its normal business before it met its maker. Its no biggie.

Like I said, I'll try almost everything thats been suggested but there is a point where the safety and health of my kids and the right of my family to use their garden without getting smeared in crap and the right of me not having to gag whilst I scoop poo into a bucket comes way waaaaaaaaaay above some overgrown rodent catchers right to exist.

I'm at the top of the food chain for a reason, because I can kill animals if I want to. Normally I leave it to butchers etc but this time I might make an exception.

And the best thing for all the keyboard warriors to know is.. there's not a damn thing you can do about it :)
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No wonder the cats after you - youre eating pork in front of a Muslim :rolleyes: :p...

ps3ud0 :cool:
 
Watersoakers or any most cat repellant products don't work, at least not for long. No point asking the owners because short of getting rid of a cart you can't stop a cat from going into one specific garden. They are naturally curious end of. Haven't tried a motion detector water spray but it sounds like a good idea. You need something that works 24/7.
 
Sack + bucket of water = Winrar! ;)

Though if its not your cat, it might be going a bit far :p

The easiest solution is to break in to the cat's house and place a big poop in his bed. He will quickly realise the error of his ways and write you an apology!
 
Not sure if it has been suggested but you can get sprinkler systems that hook up to a motion sensor which obviously annoys the cat somewhat and hopefully keeps them away long term.

Super soaker and persistence would be cheaper though.
 
my problem that made me feel sick was i was welding my car up in the garage, smelt something odd, looked down to find i had trodden in the little cat pressy, walked it in the garage and as i was lying on the floor had it all up me and my welding machine.

That was the point i could have kicked the little guy off the walls. but now i have calmed down and thought how some tree hugger would only blame me for looking after my land i came up with the mouse trap idea. stay clean (in both ways lol)
 
Install some sprinklers. Cats work off instinct and habit, you'd just need to discourage often enough and it'll find somewhere else.

Also I'd ask the owner to come remove the doings every time it happens.

Could also plant some prickly plants on the borders or just leave holly clippings by the fence
 
Shoot the cat with an air rifle, stick it in the boot of your car. Leave for work early and lay it out on a B-road. Once its been run over a few times no one will inspect it for bullet wounds.

Or tranqaliser dart. Put the cat to sleep. Smother the cat in its own **** so it takes it back to the owner or worse still licks itself clean.
 
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