Cats exploit humans!

I've had a cat for ages and am not quite sure what exact sound they are referring to? I've certainly heard a meow crossed with a purr sound, which seems a bit like what they describe, but it's not when she wants food; she does that if you wake her up by suprise (she's old and quite deaf now), or just as a sort of "hello". She actually can't do a normal low purr anymore though :(

Usually just a normal meow if she wants food I find, no purring element, always has been :confused:
 
My parents cat does the annoying purr trick in the early morning hours, but he's usually shut in the kitchen overnight so it's a non issue.

His usual way of asking for food is to walk up to you, sit down then start licking his lips! Ignore this too long and the claws come out and he swipes your ankles.
 
Huh, weird, for ages in the wee hours of the morning I've sometimes awoken thinking that I've heard a baby cry.

I couldn't figure out what it is that made such a sound, and having never really heard them before in person I put it down to foxes anyway. There's lots of cats I have seen about so chances it could be them..

Any anyway, only stupid people own cats, so that explains why they're able to be exploited. :p
 
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Just shows how cats are more intelligent than dogs! I'd gladly be a slave to a nice cat!!

Cats>Dogs.
 
I wouldn't trust any research from Sussex uni that doesn't involve how to **** everyone off by protesting at everything.

Just kidding, my friend is exceptional at researching how to blow up jet engines for his doctorate :p

Plus Sanjeev Bhaskar is Chancellor now. Super Super Super Win.
 
My cats too stupid to exploit people.

He is yet to figure out the cat flap, and I refuse to help him, it's quite pathetic really.
 
Missing.String said:
If it were foxes it'd sound more like someone getting murdered tbh. :p
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yup, foxes make the most blood curdlingly horrible noises. When the ones around here really go at it, its like a cross between the most annoying/painful baby cry and the screams out of the worst horror film all mashed together to make a noise you just don't want to wake up to or try to get back to sleep with.

Not sure how cat's are manipulating humans, cat's let us know when they are hungry, so do, well, really, anything thats hungry. Surprising, nope.
 
drunkenmaster said:
Not sure how cat's are manipulating humans, cat's let us know when they are hungry, so do, well, really, anything thats hungry. Surprising, nope.
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Cat's rule the world, despite what the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy would have you believe that it is in fact mice.
 
i'd rather be woken up to a purr than to a furry fist shoved in my mouth which was one of our now sadly deceased cats penchants.

plausible enough and obviously well researched and tested
 
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