Cats Return

a.hay said:
I'm sure the neighbours are delighted ;)
im going to assume most of the neighbours of cat owners simply dont care(i know you were being sarcastic but whatever), i have never had any complaints and before we even had a cat we didnt care if cats were defecating in our garden. its been years since i have even seen any cat poo on the grass and we have a lot of cats down our street
 
Probably got catnapped by interweb geeks who spent the last 10 years attaching post-it notes to her with strange comments in 'cat speak' on them!
 
Reeve said:
im going to assume most of the neighbours of cat owners simply dont care(i know you were being sarcastic but whatever), i have never had any complaints and before we even had a cat we didnt care if cats were defecating in our garden. its been years since i have even seen any cat poo on the grass and we have a lot of cats down our street


what is really annoying in that thread is you cant get through to those two anti cat posters, that cats DO NOT POO on grass, FOX'es do... they have a FOX problem, not a CAT problem.
 
Overlag said:
what is really annoying in that thread is you cant get through to those two anti cat posters, that cats DO NOT POO on grass, FOX'es do... they have a FOX problem, not a CAT problem.
So my cat is really a fox then? I've seen my cat crap on grass and not bury it.
Gibraltar has NO foxes at all but lots of cat crap around.
Maybe you're simply wrong.
 
VIRII said:
Gibraltar has NO foxes at all but lots of cat crap around.

I don't know if it's true, but when I was there I was told that Gibraltar also has the richest colony of apes anywhere in the World due to all the watches, cameras and handbags they steal!

How they figured it out is a mystery! Surely there's some apes in Africa sitting a diamond mine or something! :D
 
VIRII said:
So my cat is really a fox then? I've seen my cat crap on grass and not bury it.
Gibraltar has NO foxes at all but lots of cat crap around.
Maybe you're simply wrong.

so you spend the whole thread bashing cat owners yet its YOUR cat thats doing it? :confused:
 
Azagoth said:
I don't know if it's true, but when I was there I was told that Gibraltar also has the richest colony of apes anywhere in the World due to all the watches, cameras and handbags they steal!

How they figured it out is a mystery! Surely there's some apes in Africa sitting a diamond mine or something! :D
The barbary apes are the chavs of the rock, nasty little blighters.
 
Overlag said:
so you spend the whole thread bashing cat owners yet its YOUR cat thats doing it? :confused:
I've had 3 cats well 4 if you include the one we had when I was a kid.
I've seen my cat crap on the grass. However that doesn't change the fact that cat owners are selfish in expecting their neighbours to put up with it does it?
I have not bashed "cat owners" simply those that display a "not my problem" attitude. Perhaps reading before posting would serve you well.
edit: make that 5 cats, we had one in Gib, poor thing was murdered by a large seagull.
 
I hate 'em! They turned me down for a job at Trentham Garden's Monkey Forest! I applied for a job as a keeper, thinking if I let my hair down they'd accept me as one of their own, which didn't go to plan!

I had to be introduced to the little darlings to see how they reacted to me. Each and every one of them went bloody ballistic as soon as they saw me, it was like the omen or something. Just like Satan himself had walked in!

Needless to say, I didn't get the job thanks to those furry little critters!
 
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