CATS simple as
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cheets64 said:
cheets64 said:
What a stupid set of ignorant, ill thought out, poorly constructed posts. Your lack of intelligence shines through not only in your posting style, but in the extreme and cruel method you claim to have used to deal with the risk of your niece catching diseases from cat excrement, which is somewhat negligible anyway, as most domesticated cats are vaccinated against nasties anyway.
A normal person with a nuance of intelligence, would simply investigate methods of preventing cats entering the garden, these could include fencing, or placing a wooden model of a cat (available from Argos) in the Garden to scare other cats off.
In addition to this, one would hope that you would educate your niece to not eat cat excrement, or alternatively if she is too young to understand, you should be supervising her in the garden anyway.
According to your user profile, you were born in 1983 - this makes you 23 or 24, dependent on which month you were born in. Lets put this into perspective - you are 23 years old, live with your parents, throw bricks at cats and shoot them with BB guns. I'll leave the Maths to you....
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Bit harsh guv, I think it was the drink talking more than Cheets!
There are loads of better options than shooting them though...
a) Get a cat hating dog!
b) Buy a russian cat (Russian cat eats neighbours cat and poops through neighbours letterbox until they pay you...)
c) Rig up a PID to a sprinkler system.
d) Them sonic thingies are supposed to work
e) Claymores
f) Just make the cat scared of your garden, throw a rubber brick at it or something that wont do it permanent damage if you DO hit it.
g) Bored now
There are loads of better options than shooting them though...
a) Get a cat hating dog!
b) Buy a russian cat (Russian cat eats neighbours cat and poops through neighbours letterbox until they pay you...)
c) Rig up a PID to a sprinkler system.
d) Them sonic thingies are supposed to work
e) Claymores
f) Just make the cat scared of your garden, throw a rubber brick at it or something that wont do it permanent damage if you DO hit it.
g) Bored now
my parents have the same problem, my dad is allergic to them so he has a good reason to hate them lol. some good things he's found out about cats
1. opened a window on the 2nd floor with the cat on the window ceil proved cats dont always land on their feet (was by accident)
2. cats can run through rotten fences if you put a peg on their tail. it will also not come back for weeks.
3. mounting the kerb in your van to chase next doors cat is never a good idea when the neighbour is watching
4. locking the customers cat in your van and letting it go at home is neither big nor clever
MW
1. opened a window on the 2nd floor with the cat on the window ceil proved cats dont always land on their feet (was by accident)
2. cats can run through rotten fences if you put a peg on their tail. it will also not come back for weeks.
3. mounting the kerb in your van to chase next doors cat is never a good idea when the neighbour is watching
4. locking the customers cat in your van and letting it go at home is neither big nor clever
MW
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You have a stash of bricks ready for cat-killing? 
That's just stupid.
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Get a shotgun, much easier!
That's just stupid.
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Get a shotgun, much easier!
im sure someone has already posted this in the thread somewhere but a super soaker or something similar is probably the best idea
a. because you hate cats you will get satisfaction out of it
b. it wont harm the cat
c. its nice to have an excuse to use something only a kid should have
a. because you hate cats you will get satisfaction out of it
b. it wont harm the cat
c. its nice to have an excuse to use something only a kid should have