CATURDAY!

Little James was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to he politely asked, "What are you up to there, James?"

"My goldfish died," replied James tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

James patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your ****ing cat."
 
Ah, the old ones are the best!

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"



What is brown and sticky? A stick.



What goes 99-thump, 99-thump? A centipede with a wooden leg!



And just to kill my post deader than it already is......


What kind of cat will keep your grass short?

A Lawn Meower!!


See what I did there? :p:p:p
 
The BBC have announced that Bob the builder has been sacked

They can no longer trust any childrens TV star who claims to be able to fix it.



I just saw 9 grim reapers walking down the street drinking beer

So either its a halloween party or somebody's cat is actually dead.
 
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