Have had a few CD's stuck in drives here at work :/ and as the OP none of the usual worked, so had to take them all apart grrr lol, worst one yet has to be one of the small older Macbooks, like 12" ones, I think it was one of them anyway, where you have to take out literally all of the innards out to get to the cd drive, mobo the lot lol.
good link: http://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Mac/
good link: http://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Mac/