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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ToddP
ToddP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
ToddP: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: I'm interested in organising a lemon party
ToddP: what is a lemon party?
You: It's a form of gathering
You: Interaction between a number of individuals
ToddP: what do you do?
ToddP: is it a political thing or a food thing?
You: i'm ideally looking for an image of a lemon party
ToddP: well, I can't really do that, because that is borderline adult topics and per our rules I'm not allowed to puruse this topic any further
You: I thought you'd enjoy it :(
ToddP: I never said that
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlysiaT
AlysiaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: herro
AlysiaT: How can I help you this evening?
You: A female?!?!?!?!
AlysiaT: yes haha
You: y helo thar!
AlysiaT: Hi to you!
You: OMG hi2u
You: buttsecks LOL?!!?
AlysiaT: hahah this is a new one
You: you know my game? Have i been rumbled?
AlysiaT: yes but thats ok
You: NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AlysiaT: YA WAI
You: ORLY?
AlysiaT: YA RLY!
You: You are too good at this. :( :D
AlysiaT: :D
You: Thanks bye!
 
Chacha rocks.

What is china?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaP
MariaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey there!
MariaP: How can I help re: China?
You: what is it?
You: :|
You: FAIL!
MariaP: Heres a quick link , are you needing anything else?
You: so theres only one china?
MariaP: I can send you more sites if you would like?
You: Yes please
MariaP: searching...
You: China comes in all shapes and sizes doesnt it?
MariaP: Transferring to another guide more suitable for your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
RobinB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Whats china?
RobinB: Hi, to confirm you are wondering about China?
You: China! what is it?
RobinB: it's a country and it's also what you call fancy dishes
You: dishes?....
RobinB: would you like to know about the country or the dishes?
You: your trying to confuse me!
You: i just want to know about china in general
RobinB: No, it is both.
RobinB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
RobinB: No, in the United States we call our fancy dishes our fine china
RobinB: but they are just dishes
RobinB: plates and the such
RobinB: Are these results sufficient?
You: so theres three types of china
You: fancy china?
You: china
You: and china
You: ?
RobinB: no there is China the country and then china dishes that are plates etc just like normal ones but fancier
You: china is some difficult stuff huh?

RobinB: It can be.
RobinB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: So whats asia?
You: YOU SEE!
 
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WilliamH
WilliamH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi will
WilliamH: Hello
WilliamH: Could you please be more specific?
You: got a wierd one and it's driving me nuts :(
WilliamH: ok
You: well..... if a man has never told a lie, then he says "I'm a liar" then that's a lie, but now he's told a lie it becomes the truth........
You: is he lying or not??!!
You: it makes me cry sometimes :(
WilliamH: If you don't mind I am going to transfer you to someone that might be able to assist you better.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there!
You: hey connie
ConnieB: How may I help you?
ConnieB: Hello
ConnieB: you doing okay?
You: will wimped out, can you help?
ConnieB: I'll sure do my best.
ConnieB: Whats wrong
You: do i have to type ot all again?
ConnieB: oh no sorry, you want to know if he's lying.
ConnieB: what did he do
You: well..... if a man has never told a lie, then he says "I'm a liar" then that's a lie, but now he's told a lie it becomes the truth........
ConnieB: dang thats deep but true.
ConnieB: but did he really lie?
You: well i don't know!!!
You: my head hurts and stuff :(
ConnieB: well what has he said he lied about.
ConnieB: I know but if he's not really done anything you need not to worry till you catch him.
You: he's never lied, but then claimed to be a liar, which is a lie, but once he's lied the statement becomes true..........
ConnieB: A man who lies always gets caught. Is he trying to break up wit you?
You: good answer though
ConnieB: yes
You: hahaha, who knows
You: all me lie
You: PAH!!!
ConnieB: I think he's funning you. did he say he lied about something for real?
You: Solidarity sister
ConnieB: lol
You: thanks, bye :)
ConnieB: bye
ConnieB: sorry feel better
ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
crystaline said:
haha i want to work for these people now, even the pranks would be worth it :D

have sent off my e-mail :D
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ive already got an invite. u have to LIVE in the USA.

EDIT: u are in the USA :(
 
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I think crystaline does, as s/he lives in North Dakota. :D

ChaCha is cool. This is a new one for me...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JonathanS
JonathanS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi Jonathan
JonathanS: HI
You: my name is Jon(athan) too
JonathanS: MY LETTERS ARE ALL BIG
JonathanS: I DONT KNOW WHY
JonathanS: I CAN'T STOP IT FROM BEING ALL YELLING LIKE THAING
JonathanS: THIS*
You: press caps lock
JonathanS: WBAT?
You: the caps lock key above left shift
You: or hold down the left shift until sticky keys dialog box appears
You: sticky keys is prob. enabled
You: hey -- aren't you supposed to be telling me what to do?
You: lol
You: sticky keys box should appear in 5 - 6 seconds
JonathanS: I CAN'T FIND IT
You: next to A
JonathanS: WHATS THAT?
JonathanS: A WHAT?
You: next to the letter A
JonathanS: OH
JonathanS: S IN NEXT TO A
JonathanS: HELP I'M SCARED
You: to the left of the A key
JonathanS: THAT'S IMPROPER ENGLISH
JonathanS: I THINK YOU MEAN TO SAY... NEXT TO A KEY
You: and you're shoting at me
You: *shouting
JonathanS: YOU DON'T NEED THE "THE"
You: you haven't found me any results yet
JonathanS: OH
JonathanS: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
You: i want you to stop shouting at me and answer my question
You: you're pretty poor
You: not monetarily poor
You: but not very good
JonathanS: OH
JonathanS: OK HOLD ON
You: first stop shouting at me
You: you are pretty funny though
JonathanS: I DUN KNOW HOW!!!111ONE
You: you should set up a blogspot like ChrisB
JonathanS: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT ON ACID
JonathanS: ?
You: http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com/
You: he's funnier
You: goodbye
JonathanS: IMPOSSIBLE
You: lol
You: bye
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
 
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You: Hello heather
You: Hypothetically; If I went back in time, and killed my granddad, what would happen?
HeatherL: Are you interested in geberal information?
HeatherL: sorry, general
HeatherL: ok, I will see what I can find for you.
You: What do you think about it heather?
HeatherL: Well, most likely your grandma would have married someone else instead and you would not be you, exactly.
You: but would i be me at all?!
HeatherL: What do you think?
You: I think that I shouldn't go back in time because it would have terrible consequences. I might sell my time machine instead. Want to buy it?
HeatherL: Maybe. How much?
You: For you heather, free.
HeatherL: Gee, thanks.
You: Only problem; NEEDS MOAR JIGGAWATTS
HeatherL: ?
You: We gotta go back, Heather!!!!!
HeatherL: Back where?
You: Back...............TO THE FUTURE!!!
HeatherL: LOL
You: Now, i'm gonna to make like a tree and get the hell out of here.
HeatherL: It's 'leave' you idiot! :D
You: :D:D:D:D
 
:( I haven't used the site all day and now I just get a blank screen when I search with a guide! :( :(
 
hehe... I just had a chat with ChrisB and now he's going to be looking for JonathanS! This will be interesting... :-)

I searched for 'funny ChaCha conversations'.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi Chris
ChrisB: You sir have hit the goldmine.
You: eh?
ChrisB: I have just the site for you!
You: what is that?
ChrisB: MINE.
ChrisB: Here's where I post all the pranks I pull on searchers.
You: lol... ah ha! you are ChrisB
You: i heard about you
ChrisB: You did? From where?
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17672385&page=1&pp=30
You: http://lounge.cwtv.com/showthread.php?t=57483&page=6 -- JonathanS is an idiot
ChrisB: Aha, I spoke to one of your fellow forumers earlier.
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8488991#post8488991 -- i am jon86
You: look near the bottom of the page
You: JonathanS is an idiot
ChrisB: Which link?
You: lol
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8488991#post8488991 -- this one
You: who did you speak to from OcUK Forums?
You: i love your Windows XP Professional chat
ChrisB: I don't remember name...
You: it made me chuckle
ChrisB: His Avatar is Tony Soprano.
You: lol - and so is probably another 6000 members
You: lol
ChrisB: >_<
You: * members'
You: hehe
You: it's just an avatar that says you have over 1000 posts
ChrisB: Oh.
You: yeah
You: *shrugs*
You: oh well -- it's good to speak with you
...
You: i will tell the people on OcUK that i spoke with the man himself (you)
ChrisB: Show thread you'll post in!
You: lol - your blog has already been mentioned
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17672385&page=1&pp=30 is the thread
ChrisB: Huh?
ChrisB: Oh i see.
You: has anyone every asked for directions to penisland?
ChrisB: Do you perhaps know the page?
ChrisB: And no, not that I've gotten.
ChrisB: Who's this Jonathan?
ChrisB: Competition for me?!
You: lol :-)
You: yep
You: http://lounge.cwtv.com/showthread.php?t=57483&page=6
You: this shows more of JonathanS
You: he's a bit of an idiot, to be honest
ChrisB: I try to do intelligent pranks.
ChrisB: Makes me feel superior.
You: i told JonathanS about you
ChrisB: o rly?
ChrisB: I'm going to get him
You: ya rly!
ChrisB: What did you search for to get him?
ChrisB: ???
ChrisB: I want his blood.
You: #You: you should set up a blogspot like ChrisB JonathanS: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT ON ACID JonathanS: ? You: http://aretheseresultssufficient.blogspot.com/ You: he's funnier You: goodbye JonathanS: IMPOSSIBLE You: lol You: bye
You: lol
ChrisB: Awesome.
ChrisB: You are ***.
You: lol :-)
ChrisB: What did you search for to get him?
ChrisB: I think we have a score to settle.
You: keep doing what you're doing
ChrisB: Oh I will.
You: you make people laugh a lot
ChrisB: Really?
ChrisB: Makes me happy to hear it.
You: yeah - people on the forums love ChaCha
...
ChrisB: What did you search for to get Jonathan?
You: i think i asked the aeroplane question
ChrisB: Plane on a boat?
...
You: it's the aeroplane on a conveyor belt question
You: here we go
You: from page 10 on the forum thread
You: If a plane is on a conveyor runway, that moves as fast as the speed of the planes wheels at any time. Moving in the opposite direction of rotation, can the plane take off?
ChrisB: Okay.
...
You: ... it's basically...
...
You: a plane is on a conveyor belt and the belt can go as fast as the aeroplane's wheels in the opposite direction. will the plane take off?
ChrisB: I'm gonna go search for him. I'll be watching the thread.
ChrisB: Nice speaking with you!
...
ChrisB: Good luck, brave internet adventurer.
ChrisB: :D
...
ChrisB: Bye!
You: bye :-)
ChrisB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
cymatty said:
Why oh why did I image search. :( :(
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Bwuhahahaha. Sorry, curiosity killed the cat I guess. :D

lemonparty.jpg

;)
 
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I've just bothered to read through this thread now as i'm bored and i can honestly say, some of these have to have been the funniest things i've read on the internet.

comedy gold!
 
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