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Status: Connected to guide: deborahw
deborahw: Welcome to ChaCha!
deborahw: Hello
You: Hi! im ken :)
deborahw: Hi Ken
deborahw: How can i help you today
You: i have a water cooler which i found outside and we gave it a good clean down with the ole liseol and we would like to fill it with beer is this safe due to the fizzyness?
deborahw: I don't know but let me find out
You: excellant :)
You: how is your day going?
deborahw: Ok so far thank you and you
deborahw: this first sight is even telling you how you can make beer
You: its not too bad just got out of ;ast class and we watched jackasss two earlier so we've just covered the hallway in washing up liquid and sliding down it
deborahw: lol
You: are you still at college?
deborahw: No i'm a little older than that
You: oh rite ok :)
You: you know this site is totaly aweomse! it saves me soo much time
deborahw: yes it does
You: you should check out the OCUK forums they got some funny stuff going on! =)
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17672385&page=1&pp=30
You: only if your allowed thoough
You: i dont know the rules of htis
You: *this
deborahw: Ok i'll check it when i'm not on chacha
deborahw: my kids might even like it
You: kool! i want kids two girls and a guy im gonna call them John, ryan and katie
You: how old ar eyour kids?
deborahw: I have Cynthai 19 and married,Jimmy 12, Timmy 11
You: cool! tell them all i said hey!
You: are you in the US and A?
deborahw: Chgo
You: oh cool! :) im in FL
You: nice and sunneh!
deborahw: Cool
deborahw: Raining and cool here 34 degrees
You: WOW thats cold! its like 88 here and our AC is whacked up to full!
You: HIGH FIVE
deborahw: Dang your lucky
You: not when you ran out of deodarant this morning! haha
deborahw: The cooler has a tap right
You: yep!
deborahw: Ok
You: =D
deborahw: All i keep finding is how to make beer and put in in a cooler
You: ok thats ok deborah! im sure we'll test it out anyway haha!
You: thank you for your time
deborahw: Good Luck!
You: you take it easy now!
deborahw: Nice talking to you!
deborahw: Take care and have fubn
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She was a legend! :D
 
Lol have five stars god im odd :D

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraS: Hello
You: hello
SandraS: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: worlds biggest chinchilla
SandraS: ok one moment please.
SandraS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: WesB
WesB: Welcome to ChaCha!
WesB: Hello!
You: hello
WesB: I see you were transfered. What are looking for regarding Chinchillas?
You: worlds biggest chinchilla
WesB: Oh, okay
WesB: Just a moment please.
WesB: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
WesB: Hmmm.
WesB: Doesn't seem to be a category for the largest.
WesB: Still searching.
You: :-(
WesB: Here is where they are crossing them with rabbits.
WesB: Odd.
WesB: May have found it.
WesB: Let me digg a bit more.
You: ok thanyou
You: :-(
WesB: This site is full
WesB: of odd animal facts
WesB: Just not a very good way to search it
WesB: It says it is there though.
You: :-)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
 
greengiant said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelL
MichaelL: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichaelL: hey
MichaelL: ill only answer this questions if you answer my mine
MichaelL: what is your name?
You: Arthur
MichaelL: what is your quest?
You: To find how fast a european swallow can fly
MichaelL: What is your favorite color?
You: Blue
MichaelL: ok
MichaelL: ill search for it
MichaelL: you seem worthy enough
You: ok
You: thanks!

He found me this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_swallow

:D
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That guide was pretty awesome! :D
 
Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieM
StephanieM: Welcome to ChaCha!
StephanieM: Good evening!
You: why thank you stephanie
StephanieM: Is there a particular restaurant you are seeking?
You: good evening to you too
StephanieM: Thank you!
You: not exactly
StephanieM: So, how can I help you tonight?
You: i need to find some restraunts in the area
You: like
You: ones
You: with gluten free pasta
You: and a special diabetic menu
StephanieM: Sure, I will see what I can find. What area are you referring to?
You: pen island
StephanieM: Where is pen island located?
You: down south, just bellow the equator
You: its a small island, I have coordinates for it
StephanieM: Ahhh.. I am familiar with Pen Island. I heard there is often a stiff breeze.
You: your telling me
StephanieM: I really don't think there are any diabetic restaurants on Pen Island.
You: so, about those resteraunts?
You: hmm
You: lol
You: youre funny
You: the first person to get the joke
You: i love you
You: but really in connecticut
StephanieM: Love you, too... you had me going for a moment.
You: are there any diabetic restraunts
StephanieM: What area of Connecticut?
You: would you like to go on a date sometime?
You: well ct is pretty small
You: unlike pen island
StephanieM: I couldn't believe you said Pen Island was a small island! I expected you would say it is this MASSIVE island. :)
You: looool
You: if u want i can show you how big pen island is
StephanieM: Let me see about diabetic restaurants in CT.
You: i have nightly tours running
StephanieM: No, thanks... I don't think my husband would understand. :)
You: he can come too
You: the more the merrier
You: group rates!
StephanieM: Quite a kinky island
You: well... it does have a lot of pens
You: what restictions do you guys have for searches
StephanieM: What do you mean? As far as ... what we are allowed to search for?
You: ya
StephanieM: I am still looking for diabetic menus, by the way
You: o keep at it
StephanieM: We aren't allowed to search for porn or any illegal activity.
You: im just cleaning up around the island
You: o
You: well if i asked for help in invading cambodia
You: is that an allowed search
You: like nuclear weapons and all that
You: o while youre searching
You: wanta hear a joke?
StephanieM: No... that wouldn't be something we would search for. Cha Cha keeps records of all conversations and any red flags like nuclear weapons wouldn't be recommended.
You: I could see where that would cause some worries
StephanieM: A joke? keep it clean.
StephanieM: :)
You: define clean, you can imagin our standards here on the island
StephanieM: Here is an article about a restaurant with gluten free items on menu.
StephanieM: Oops... my 10 minute buzzer is running... I need to mozy on.
StephanieM: It's been fun!
You: orz
You: quick
You: what do you call a pig that does karate!
StephanieM: oh, no... what
You: A PORK CHOP!
You: AHAHAHAHAHA
StephanieM: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
StephanieM: Thanks for the laugh! :)
StephanieM: You've been fun
You: thanks
You: u were the best
StephanieM: G'night
You: sweet dreams
StephanieM: you too
StephanieM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


One my friend did o.o
 
StephanieM: We aren't allowed to search for porn or any illegal activity.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephT
JosephT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: helo
JosephT: How are you?
You: i ok, sorry my english not good but i try best to talk
You: i look for scams that make great acclaim
You: money
You: famous
JosephT: No problem.
You: you like money?
JosephT: Yes
You: i do too
You: the internet has great ideas
JosephT: For scams?
JosephT: It does....
You: yes, we find scams now
[protection from scams link appears in list]
You: we do not want protection from scams
You: is there not Nigerian related scams?
JosephT: It makes it easier to access information.
JosephT: Yes, that is the famous one:-)
JosephT: One moment please.
You: yes, Nigerian good
You: these links are sufficient
You: i shall find great ways to make money now thankyou
JosephT: Great! Thanks.
You: you rate number 1
JosephT: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
JosephT: Appreciate that, have a great day!
You: you too
JosephT: Thanks!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended
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The guy who did my Nigerian scammer gag obviously didnt get that memo.
 
My attempt:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CaseyM
CaseyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey!
CaseyM: hello
You: so basically i left my window open in the bathroom last night and it reached sub zero temperatures
You: and my shampoo froze!
CaseyM: Soak it in HOT water
You: i was just wondering is it was possible to defrost in the microwave?
CaseyM: Okay, Ill see what I can find
You: you reckon that'll defrost it all?
You: ok thanks :)
You: this is a pretty cool site
You: takes all the effort out of using google
CaseyM: Yeah, just keep putting in REALLY hot water over anover again untill its completely defrosted
You: ok thanks for your help casey :)
CaseyM: Would you like me to search for info on this subject, just incase?
CaseyM: No problem, one second :)
CaseyM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: no luck?
CaseyM: Not yet
CaseyM: Im not finding anything, I think if you keep putting it in really hot water, that should do it...
You: ok thanks I'll go and boil the kettle
You: cheers!
CaseyM: Just keep checking the temp. of the water and make sure it stays REALLY hot
You: ok bye! :)
You: I'll rate you well
CaseyM: I can transfer you to another guide though if you'd like
CaseyM: Thank you!
You: hehe its ok, cya :)
 
We have he joker amongst us:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amanda L
Amanda L: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello, this is Bob Barker and this is "The Price Is Right".
You: Welcome contestants: "InfoSeeker", and "AmandaL"!
You: We have a lovely computer over here, a fast Intel processor, lots of RAM, great graphics, and bags of storage for all of your videos, pictures, and programs. So how much are you guessing?
You: Errr, I'm guesing $1500
You: AmandaL?
Amanda L: I am guessing that I am reporting you as abusing the service. Thank you have a nice day
Amanda L: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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:p

I wonder if I'm banned.

Angus Higgins
 
Angus-Higgins said:
We have he joker amongst us:



:p

I wonder if I'm banned.

Angus Higgins
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love that
Gonna get you banned

RATE ME PLS!!!!!!


can't beleve how much you guys love abusing these poor people!
 
I asked Do Cows eat cheese and drink milk?


I got this.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrendenJ
BrendenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
BrendenJ: Hello
You: hi.
You: How you doing?
BrendenJ: I am great, and you?
You: Im great. Had a brilliant day. :)
BrendenJ: You are trying to find out if cows eat cheese and drink milk?
You: Yes I am
You: Its a question that has always made me wonder.
BrendenJ: Well they most definately drink milk
You: Its not as if I could just walk up to a Cow and ask it.
BrendenJ: when they are young
You: Well thats one question down.
BrendenJ: They make cheese out of milk
BrendenJ: But they don't feed cheese to cows
You: Hmmmm
BrendenJ: They eat grass and grain
BrendenJ: Cheese is sold to humans =)
You: I see
You: So a cow wouldnt eat cheese if it was given it, even as a light snack?
BrendenJ: Is there anything else I can help you witht oday?
BrendenJ: I do not think they would
You: Well I was wondering if there was such a thing as Rats Cheese?
BrendenJ: Let me search for you
You: You get Goat cheese etc, so can you get Rat Cheese?
BrendenJ: One moment
You: OK cheers.
BrendenJ: Rats do produce milk
You: Yeah, but can you make cheese out of that milk?
BrendenJ: But it would take many many rats to get a galloon of milk
You: i see
BrendenJ: Absolutely you could
BrendenJ: You can make cheese out of any milk
You: do you think the Rats would eat it?
BrendenJ: Even human breast milk
You: Yes they do. Human cheese.
BrendenJ: They probably would eat it, because rats love cheese
You: Do you think I could sell Human Cheese
BrendenJ: Rats eay almost anything
BrendenJ: *eat
BrendenJ: You might!
BrendenJ: Hey, I found a link
You: Ill have to see if there is currenlty a market for Human cheese.
BrendenJ: Rat's Milk Cheese
You: Nice one
BrendenJ: Seems it has been around for centuries
You: Yeah
BrendenJ: Doesn't sound appealing
You: 'tangy, slightly soft delicacy.' I wonder if you can buy some now
BrendenJ: Though
BrendenJ: Is there anything else I can help you with today good sir?
You: Well on the topic of Human Cheese. Could you find out for me how much Milk a woman produces during breast feeding?
You: cheers
BrendenJ: Sure, let me see
BrendenJ: I found a human breat milk cheese link!
You: Bloody hell. Thanks
BrendenJ: There is a link on human breast milk
BrendenJ: No problem, have a great day!
You: 'The very existence of human cheese is unknown. There are currently no well-known documented cases of human cheese being produced'
BrendenJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Shame he ended the session. I think he thought I was a bit insane.

Results

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cheese

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_milk

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=2758007&dopt=Abstract

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Rat_27s_20Milk_20Cheese


I think I may be able to make some money out of this Human Cheese bussiness. :) :)


I wish I had a woman guide now. That would have been a very interesting conversation.


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Here is my conversation with LisaL.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaL
LisaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
LisaL: Hello
You: Hi. How are you?
LisaL: Great how are you doing?
You: Brillaint. Thanks for asking
You: Are you a woman Lisa?
LisaL: I hope so lol
LisaL: May I locate a site for you today?
You: Ok
You: Yes I was wondering if you could find anything about anything to do with a Human Cheese market
You: And if one happened to exist
LisaL: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Can I ask you a question?
LisaL: Sure
You: I was wondering how you would feel, if your breast milk was used to make cheese? Would you eat it? The Human Cheese, it doesnt have to be youre own.
LisaL: I don't drink Milk
LisaL: Or eat cheese
You: Why not?
You: Are you lactose intolerant?
LisaL: yes
You: Awwww. Thats a shame
LisaL: yes
LisaL: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: OK
You: Can I ask if you have any children, and are they lactose intolerant aswell?
LisaL: they are
You: awwwww
You: Do you have a husband/boy freind?
LisaL: this is not a chat room
You: Just wondering if he would Cheese?
You: sorry
LisaL: yes
You: Just wondering if he would consider eating Human Cheese?
You: Seems to be a very small market for this type of cheese
LisaL: he said no
LisaL: i ask
You: Could you get me some kind of graph showing sales figures of Goat Cheese comared to Cow cheese?
You: compared**
LisaL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


I think she was lying about her being lactose intolerant.
 
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Azza said:
I think she was lying about her being lactose intolerant.
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iirc lactose intolerant people can drink human etc milk (goats?)
so there may be a market for lactose intolerant people and I guess if my first thought is correct that she was indeed lying as anyone who WAS lactose intolerant would KNOW that goats/etc milk is ok its just cows milk?
hmmmmmmm human chese
although that meens getting a girl preggers and keeping her lactating long enough for you to get the right amount of milk!
also I think convincing her that milking her is a good idea may be a task too!
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SabrinaC
SabrinaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
SabrinaC: Hello
You: how're you on this fine day?
SabrinaC: Good thanks.. how are you?
You: Dunno, been verr down lately
You: anywho, onto my question
You: I'd like to know how to make a noose? I've heard there's some sort of slipknot involved
SabrinaC: The link I just sent you shows you how to do it
You: Ok
You: My next question
SabrinaC: ok
You: ok i'd like to know how to write a will or testament
SabrinaC: It seems to me that you might be considering doing something that is harmful to yourself. You need to call and get you some help.
SabrinaC: We are not allowed to do searches that will help someone harm themselves or others.
SabrinaC: Please call 911 for some assistance
SabrinaC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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