chacha.com

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Terri LynnC
Terri LynnC: Welcome to ChaCha!
Terri LynnC: Hello
You: Hey
Terri LynnC: This is not one of my keywords...what should I do?
You: Sorry i dont understand
Terri LynnC: Baby names is not one of my keywords....what should I do?
You: Oh
You: can you not search for unusual names?
You: Rather than baby names
Terri LynnC: I can search for it but I won't get credit.
You: Credit?
Terri LynnC: are you a trainer?
You: Im an so sorry but you have lost me
You: Trainer?
You: You mean peopel who train you to do this job or something
You: *people
Terri LynnC: yes
You: Oh well no
You: I am a student looking for some names
Terri LynnC: ok...I'm sorry.....wait one moment and I will search this for you.
You: Thanks :)


That was the strangest one yet!
A trainer? Huh :D I should have said yes now damn it!
She seemed a bit paranoid! I only wanted to know some names.
 
Searching "What is rimming?"

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChanJ
ChanJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChanJ: Thanks for your patience while I search for your results.
You: hey the last guide said you dont do pornographic searches... I dont understand :S is rimming pornographic?
ChanJ: Are these results sufficient?
You: Gay sex!? :O
You: I heard my brother talking about it last night :S
ChanJ: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes, can you search if adam smith is gay!?!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherric
sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
sherric: hi
You: hello
sherric: how can I help you
You: You can tell me if my brother is queer! The last giude moved me to you, he told me rimming was a gay fetish... I heard my brother talking about it last night
You: I mean WTF!!?!?
sherric: it is gross
You: it is?
sherric: yes
You: what is it?
sherric: you know what it is
sherric: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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LillianV: Yes, sorry, is there anything else you need?
You: yes
You: to invite you out to a hot date?
LillianV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

:( i'll keep trying.
 
While the idea and some of pranks were mildly amusing at first when the thread was posted the novelty had quickly worn off after a few pages, i think it must be quite tiresome to most of the guides when people prank and get them to search for dodgy stuff, it really just reflects badly on the person doing it and some stuff is quite shameful too, remember many of these are just stay at home mothers etc, and mostly just average people doing an easy job in their spare time.
 
Radiation said:
i think it must be quite tiresome... it really just reflects badly on the person doing it and some stuff is quite shameful too... mostly just average people doing an easy job
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Like any minimum wage/SUB minimum wage job then.

It's not like their service is particularly useful to anyone other than a 'tard. My 3 year old sister could find results easier than some of these guys :| I would have thought that a little fun and chit chat would make the job a bit more interesting than just googling random topics
 
Radiation said:
these are just stay at home mothers etc, and mostly just average people doing an easy job in their spare time.
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I can understand that. I have become fairly bored of it (although I only did about 3 pranks :p). I will still read some of them, but it was after I had a look through some of the guides' profiles, and saw that they were just people who lived at home, and mostly looked after children. Some of the more harsh ones seem a bit unfair, but I suppose you get pranks in most jobs (although this one has more than anything one might expect).

Angus Higgins
 
Captain Planet said:
Like any minimum wage/SUB minimum wage job then.

It's not like their service is particularly useful to anyone other than a 'tard. My 3 year old sister could find results easier than some of these guys :| I would have thought that a little fun and chit chat would make the job a bit more interesting than just googling random topics
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you'd be amused at how many people I meet that can't use google properly.
 
done this today in school

question was: picking neighbours locks
FaithB was really weird though

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CryssieS
CryssieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: FaithB
You: hello
FaithB: Welcome to ChaCha!
FaithB: uide
FaithB: sorry
FaithB: you have to be invited to be a guide by a Master guide
You: i dont want to be a guide :S
You: i want to pick my neighbours locks
You: for him
FaithB: ok..so how can I help you?
FaithB: ok...
FaithB: so you want me tolook up info on picking someones house door lock?
You: yes please
You: its my neighbour, his cat is locked inside
FaithB: sure..give me 1 minute or so and I'll be back with some helpful links for you
You: thank you
You: oh no wait
You: its ok
You: he is back
You: it dosnt matter
FaithB: my chacha is freezing a little but Im still here!
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had to end it quick cause of period ending
 
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WesR
WesR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Finally, The Rock has come back to ChaCha
WesR: HI how are you today?
You: Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
WesR: Of course
You: Tonight, The Rock is going to serve you... a piece.. of pie.
WesR: Well I look forward to taht
You: Now, The Rock says that there are many types of pie
You: There's cottage pie..
You: Apple pie..
WesR: I prefer apple
You: p..p..p..pumpkin pie
You: and the oh so loveable, poontang pie
WesR: Pootang huh
You: What is your name
WesR: Wes
You: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
WesR: Those were the days
WesR: I used to love the rock
You: Seeing as the rock was not done speaking-- you should know your role, and shut your mouth
WesR: How can I know you are done speaking when you are typing?
You: The Rock will never (and the rock means, NEVER) give you an easy challenge
WesR: Fair enough
You: because, the millions and millions of the rock's fans are going to watch you search for the Rock
WesR: I wouldn't search for the rock
WesR: That is a fight I dont see myself winning
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:cool:
 
"Do vampires really exist"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarcusG
MarcusG: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarcusG: Hello
You: hi
MarcusG: do vampires really exist is your question
You: was just wondering if there is any scientific evidence for them?
MarcusG: ?
MarcusG: let me look
You: great
MarcusG: how are those
You: looks like there is quite a lot of info there
You: Have you ever encountered a vampire?
MarcusG: No.
MarcusG: There was one on CSI? haha
You: Just as well really
You: on CSI?
MarcusG: actually the lady had that disease that those two sites talk about. same thing, about.
You: Was he like a Sherlock Holmes style vampire
MarcusG: nope
You: Shame that would be cool
MarcusG: a lady that ate body parts because she needed to eat the blood to live.
You: Holmes had a cape, but I doubt the dearstalker would have looked good on the undead
You: Ahh I see, and is that a real disease?
MarcusG: yeah
MarcusG: poryphia or something like that
MarcusG: porphyria
You: So possibly people in the middle ages with that disease would have been seen as vampires?
You: By jingo I think were onto something here
MarcusG: yeah thats the idea
MarcusG: it's really rare though
MarcusG: but very possible
You: I'd say.....I think we've solved one of historys mysteries me and you
MarcusG: id say
You: Not a bad days work.....right time for tea
You: something with garlic
You: Farewell
MarcusG: farewell
MarcusG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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this one has a sense of humour

HollyD: there wa a piece of string
HollyD: went into a bar and asked for a drink'
HollyD: the bar tender said "i can't serve you you are a piece of string"
HollyD: so the string goes outside and tie shimself into a knot
HollyD: goes back in and orders a drink
HollyD: the bartender says "i can't serve you you are a peice of string"
HollyD: the string goes outside and freighs his knot
HollyD: goes in and orders a drink
HollyD: " can;t serve you you are a peice of stting say s the bartnder
HollyD: no i am a freid knot!
You: oh dear
HollyD: that bad?
You: that was a lot of typing for not a lot of funnyness
You: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
HollyD: i love it
HollyD: i am a prime example
You: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
HollyD: hahah
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oh dear

searched for

who is your daddy, and what does he do


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: crystalp
crystalp: Welcome to ChaCha!
crystalp: Hello
crystalp: How may I help you?
You: its a movie quote
You: who said it
You: zzzzzz
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaS
MelissaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who said that phrase?
MelissaS: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
MelissaS: I will see what I can do
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EileenB
EileenB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: lol
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: lo?
RebeccaD: Hello
RebeccaD: What can I find for you tonight?
You: who said the phrase i searched for?
RebeccaD: One moment while I search that for you.
You: any luck?
RebeccaD: still looking
RebeccaD: I can not seem to find that. One moment while I transfer you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CharisseV
CharisseV: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: lol
CharisseV: Hi
You: this is getting silly now
CharisseV: I know this song
You: haha
CharisseV: What's your name?
You: its not a song
CharisseV: Who's your Daddy
You: its a movie quote
CharisseV: He rich, is he rich like me?
CharisseV: Oh,
CharisseV: lol
CharisseV: sorry
CharisseV: You are looking for a movie quote?
You: i'm looking for the person who said the quote i searched for
CharisseV: Ok, it says lyrics on my side
You: your the 5th person to have a go
CharisseV: let me check for you
CharisseV: Is this something Arnold Shwarzenegger said?
You: possibly
You: i already know the answer btw
CharisseV: Ok, one sec...I think I am finding it
CharisseV: ok
You: i'm just amused at how hopeless most of the guides are
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silly americans
 
You: i'm looking for where you can print off subway vouchers for use in the UK
DestinyH: Ok
DestinyH: hmm I do not see anything
You: oh dear :-(
DestinyH: are there subways in the UK?
DestinyH: I do not see oen site
You: yeah of course
DestinyH: one*
You: eating one right now
You: itlalian bread
DestinyH: oh I se
You: chicken and bacon ranch
You: lettuce
You: jalopeno peppers
DestinyH: Not the subway thatt you ride on
You: and loads of southwest sauce
You: nope
DestinyH: Ok I am dumb
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:D
 
Question: Which hat is best?

Status: Connected to guide: KRISTI
KRISTI : Welcome to ChaCha!
KRISTI : Hello :-)
You: Hi!
You: how're you?
KRISTI : I'm very well thanks!
You: awesome
KRISTI : How can I help you on this topic? :o)
You: I need to find which hat is the best hat
You: do you know which is best?
KRISTI : I see. Do you have a certain style you like?
You: no particular preference, but it must be the best hat
You: do you like searching for things?
KRISTI : Yes, its great fun.
KRISTI : Are these results acceptable?
You: hmmm
You: hold on one second please
KRISTI : sure!
You: I am looking for hats such as these: http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/mexanhatisbest.html
You: they appear to be the best hat
You: are you in america?
KRISTI : Yes.
You: which part?
KRISTI : Let me transfer you as I'm not finding exactly what you need. :-) Midwest
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: marlac
marlac: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
marlac: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
marlac: hello
You: ¿WHICH HAT IS BEST?
You: ¡MEXAN HAT IS BEST!
You: where can I buy one?
You: in the UK
marlac: i will send you some sites
You: delicious
You: hahaha
You: the guy in the cundiyo website looks like a fool
marlac: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: they're not really the hats I'm looking for
marlac: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: sommmmmmmmmbraros
You: if you could find a UK stockist
marlac: i will search
You: ah!
You: I have le found some
You: thanks marlac
marlac: ok your welcome
marlac: Are these results sufficient?
marlac: have a great day
You: yep, great.. thankyou
marlac: is there anything else i can help you with
You: nope I'm sorted now, but you should know you've aided me in getting a disguise so I can hijack cars
marlac: ok bye for now
You: without people knowing who I am
You: bwahahaha
marlac: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: have a nice day marlac
Status: Session ended.
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Haha! Excellent.
 
Question: How attractive am I?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CherylB
CherylB: Welcome to ChaCha!
CherylB: Hello
You: Hi Cheryl!
CherylB: How may I help you today?
You: basically, do you find me attractive?
CherylB: Of course I do
CherylB: Why ask?
You: well, no-one's ever told me I'm good looking, or hansome
CherylB: You are very good looking
CherylB: I am glad I am your first then
You: how do you know though?
CherylB: Is there something I can help you find?
You: are you hiding near me?
CherylB: I just know
You: are you watching me?
CherylB: could be
CherylB: I like watching you
You: haha, would you like to go out sometime?
CherylB: sure
You: cool, I'll pick you up on monday? at 8?
CherylB: So what is it you were looking to find?
CherylB: ok, great
CherylB: perfect
You: thanks! that's what I was looking for
CherylB: ok, have a good sexy
You: you too!
CherylB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Awesome :cool:
 
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