Chaffinch Going Mental.

Diddums · 7 Apr 2016 at 14:26

Stop crowing OP, you're clearly winging this one.

wildman · 7 Apr 2016 at 14:28

punch it, stuff it with paxo and lob it in the oven

Haggisman · 7 Apr 2016 at 14:29

Well, to liven this thread up, here's a couple of pictures for you all.

Firstly, some lovely ****:

And here's a nice pair of boobies:

d_brennen · 7 Apr 2016 at 14:32

Damn ninja edits

TheBDog · 7 Apr 2016 at 14:34

Thread delivers

...Actually is queen wasp

wez130 · 7 Apr 2016 at 15:09

redline · 7 Apr 2016 at 16:20

Haggisman said:
Go on, admit it!

I don't have that much wit to plan such a thing

Diddums said:
Stop crowing OP, you're clearly winging this one.

Not cool bro

wildman said:
punch it, stuff it with paxo and lob it in the oven

Yeah... I remeber a J. Clarkson program, where he ate songbirds, soused in brandy.

Haggisman said:
Well, to liven this thread up, here's a couple of pictures for you all.

Firstly, some lovely ****:

And here's a nice pair of boobies:

After that I need a Shag.

Would you believe the bloody thing is still at it?!!!... he's been going for over six hours now... I'm sure he'll expire from exhaustion, or hunger soon.

datalol-jack · 7 Apr 2016 at 16:23

Are you sure it's not an OCUK drone delivery?

danza · 7 Apr 2016 at 17:35

Take a photocopy of a cat and stick it in the window.

Bunka · 7 Apr 2016 at 17:37

danza said:
Take a photocopy of a cat and stick it in the window.

Good luck putting a cat in a photocopier. Although if you're going to do it, you may as well choose the double sided option.

NexusK · 7 Apr 2016 at 17:39

danza said:
Take a photocopy of a cat and stick it in the window.

I'm not sure that would help much...

datalol-jack · 7 Apr 2016 at 17:40

NexusK said:
I'm not sure that would help much...

Alien 7?

Hitman_Leon · 7 Apr 2016 at 17:44

The little heathen that attacks my car mirrors and leaves them filthy.

redline · 7 Apr 2016 at 19:09

NexusK said:
I'm not sure that would help much...

You've made my day, thank you

So, 7.05pm.... and the ******* thing is still going strong.

When do birds go to bed?... right now I would class him as a antisocial presence... We tried opening the windows, hoping it would scare him off, but no!!!!... we just ending up freezing cold and worried he'd fly in the house.

I'm a member of the RSPB... but after this may cancel my membership.

Gixer · 7 Apr 2016 at 19:45

Go outside and put something against the window so there is no reflection. Problem solved!

NexusK · 7 Apr 2016 at 19:53

Got any kids? Tell one of them they can have extra pocket money if they go on scarecrow duty.

datalol-jack · 7 Apr 2016 at 20:06

There's only one way out, OP: you need a Queen Wasp!

redline · 7 Apr 2016 at 20:26

Gixer said:
Go outside and put something against the window so there is no reflection. Problem solved!

Ok I'll spray them matt black

NexusK said:
Got any kids? Tell one of them they can have extra pocket money if they go on scarecrow duty.

Been there done that... not deterred, the fearless bars****.

datalol-jack said:
There's only one way out, OP: you need a Queen Wasp!

I'd gladly take a nest of vipers right now.... however, its got pretty dark, and it seems he's gone to bed.

We'll see what daylight brings.... I fear the light :eek:

DannyDrama · 7 Apr 2016 at 20:46

redline said:
We'll see what daylight brings.... I fear the light

He'll have all his mates over to help him defeat his dastardly foe. You'll open the curtains to a Hitchcock-esque scene.

Cosimo · 7 Apr 2016 at 20:50

DannyDrama said:
He'll have all his mates over to help him defeat his dastardly foe. You'll open the curtains to a Hitchcock-esque scene.

You can see the headlines, 100 birds smash all windows in house...