Chances of this '100 days of snow'?

[simpletom]

Cancer causing snow linked to the tears of Diana, brought on by migrants from Eastern Romania via house prices.

 

[Haircut]

Cancer causing snow linked to the tears of Diana, brought on by migrants from Eastern Romania via house prices.

But will it help find Madeleine McCann?

 

[DampDog]

Migrant snow... You read it here first. If you get my drift..

 

[Scuzi]

Migrant snow... You read it here first. If you get my drift..

Now I get it! When my dad told me never to eat yellow snow I could never fathom what he was talking about.

 

[d_brennen]

But will it help find Madeleine McCann?

The frozen tears of lady Diana will guide a path back for poor Maddie, unless the immigrants get her first and sell her organs off as bush meat

e: Causing a house price crash in Islington

 

[One]

It'll be the worst winter since the last time it was the worst winter.

 

[DampDog]

Maybe the government should start a slush fund for the snow...

 

[Christmas themed thank]

How about this: winter is coming, it might snow.

 

[Alex_6n2]

Sean Bean better brace himself. Winter really is coming haha

 

[DampDog]

Frosty the snowman goes puddled in the sun...

 

[Nate Silvers]

Hermit for winter 2013

 

[Cleisthenes]

I would totally be up for 100 days of snow! I've got a coat, scarf and some timb's, I think i'll be fine!

 

[Nate Silvers]

Now you just need a carrot and some buttons and you'll have the coolest snowman in town.

 

[V4NT0M]

I don't think it's going to snow badly, I wish it would though I love snow days.

 

[Akagi]

There will definitely be 100 days of weather, this I can promise you.

 

[Uther]

Someone gets paid for this rubbish...

 

[Narj]

Load of ****, they're lucky if they can predict tomorrows weather.

As soon as I took up a wind sport, I quickly realised how wildly inaccurate and disparate the various forecasters are. They really don't have a clue and it's all best guess. Check the forecast at 10pm and you might have a reasonably accurate idea of what it's going to be like tomorrow.

 

[digipeep]

The Daily Express have openly admitted they publish this rubbish because their newspaper sales go up 10% with a dramatic weather headline.

I'm not defending them but keeps the bean counters happy.

 

[Twirlywoos]

Well considering UK grinds to a halt with 1mm of snow this will lead to a national disaster. Let's see which countries offer us foreign aid as we try and recoup from the economic mess.

 

[86JR]

I have a few grand sitting around with which I could buy a good Jeep, some snow tyres and a body raise kit, all good I do live on Bodmin Moor though which means when we get an inch of snow everything grinds to a halt!