Changing notes in Bank?

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Why wouldn't (or shouldn't) they have 50,000 in cash available? 50k is nothing lol, Surely they should have at least several hundred million in cash.

Why on earth would a branch of a high street bank contain several hundred million in cash? I doubt if many would even have the storage space for that much, let alone the security that would be appropriate for it.

It's hardly worth robbing a bank nowadays because hardly any branches carry much cash. Why would they? It's just a pointless security risk. I wouldn't be surprised if there's more cash in the ATMs than there is the the branch itself.

Most working people who are having their cash eaten by the local bank will have minimum 1K per month coming in. times that by the working population that is a ****load of money. Unless you're telling me that the banks are siphoning off the money there's absolutely no reason why a bank shouldn't have 50,000 available for the OP.

Money is rarely stored as cash nowadays. Money isn't a real thing anyway and never has been. That's pretty much the point of money - it's nothing more than a promise. It has no inherent value. Look at a note - it states very clearly on it that it's just a promise. "I promise to pay the bearer". The idea that cash is real money is nonsense.

Money != cash. Money is just promises. Cash is just one way of recording those promises. You talk about income from employment as cash. That is simply wrong. Hardly any cash is involved nowadays. My local bank isn't eating my cash. The cash I have is 6 pound coins and some old sweet jars of 1ps, 2ps, 5ps and 10ps that I have for no real reason. My employer instructs their bank to transfer some promises from their account to my account. There's no cash involved. That's how it works nowadays. It's been quite some time since wages were paid with cash in an envelope.

That is shocking. 50k is such a small amount of cash lol. You can fit it in a pocket lmao it's kind of worrying they wouldn't have it in a bank vault.

No, it isn't. £50K is not a small amount of cash. Even if you're extremely rich (and I bet you're not), £50K wouldn't be such a small amount. In cash, it's not very small in terms of weight or volume either. And yes, I have handled £50K in cash. Mostly in 20s, so it was a physically larger amount than it would be in 50s, but you'd need a very big pocket for it even in 50s.

The fact that not every branch routinely has £50K in cash on hand isn't at all worrying. It's no more worrying than it not having a big chest of gold coins in the basement.

So 50 cant withdraw 1K in one day from a bank because they'll run out of money? I thought it was bad but not this bad :eek:

No, of course it wouldn't run out of money. It might run out of cash, which is a completely different thing to running out of money. If necessary, they could just use some of their money to buy more cash and have it delivered. That's no more difficult than ordering pizza.

Cant imagine the bank runs when the collapse happens. :( It's going to be terrible.

You can't be silly enough to think that having promises printed on pieces of paper rather than promises stored in some other way would matter if the entire country collapsed. Nobody could be that silly. If the country collapsed, toilet paper would be worth more than a £50 note because the toilet paper would be more useful.
 
Damn another top quality post from none other. Everything makes sense.

I am naive about many things, I honestly could never have imagined a bank with less than 50k in the bank.

Imagine I want to party and i get me and 20 rich buddies together and we all want to withdraw 2K each but the bank has no money left for us. But I bet the elite have no problems making big withdrawals and no surprise their bonuses are bigger than the bank vault lol.
 
Damn another top quality post from none other. Everything makes sense.

I am naive about many things, I honestly could never have imagined a bank with less than 50k in the bank.

Imagine I want to party and i get me and 20 rich buddies together and we all want to withdraw 2K each but the bank has no money left for us. But I bet the elite have no problems making big withdrawals and no surprise their bonuses are bigger than the bank vault lol.

Why would 20 rich buddies want 2K each in cash right away? It's too much to be trivial and not enough to be useful. I can't think of many scenarios. Unplanned trip to a stripclub, maybe.

The elite would have no problems acquiring large amounts of cash if they gave a bit of notice, sure. But they'd need to give some notice. You can pay a security company to deliver stacks of cash to you if you have the money to pay them, but it's not immediate. It would be very quick if you paid them enough, but not immediate. Or you could get it from a bank as a special delivery, but you'd still need to give them some notice.

Large amounts of cash are more of an inconvenience than anything else. Even if you're using note-counting machines, they're far from perfect with used notes and throw up errors quite often. Maybe the ones we use at work just aren't very good, though. Maybe it's just wear after counting millions of pounds, but I don't remember them being any better when they were new. And no, I don't work for a big time drug dealer :) There are still some legit businesses that deal mainly in cash. Bizarrely, it was only last year that my workplace started accepting payments in anything other than cash.

The funniest story I heard about genuinely rich people was an anonymous (and therefore unverifiable) story from a very expensive shop in London, from a fair few years ago. One of their customers had bought a coat at some farcically huge price...and they couldn't remember who had bought it. Payment wasn't required upfront of course - that would be uncouth. The price of the coat was too high for the shop to just eat the cost, so they narrowed the pool of people who might have bought the coat to 10 of their customers, sent out 10 bills and prepared 9 grovelling letters of apology. Apparently 3 of the people paid and the shop never did find out who actually had the coat. Maybe it was one of the three who paid for it, maybe not. Maybe the story is true, maybe not. I think it's plausible, though.
 
Imagine I want to party and i get me and 20 rich buddies together and we all want to withdraw 2K each but the bank has no money left for us. But I bet the elite have no problems making big withdrawals and no surprise their bonuses are bigger than the bank vault lol.

The sorts of places that attract the mega rich take cards or as Angilion says don't even ask for payment upfront and their PA sorts it for them after the fact.

Even a sketchy adult entertainment venue takes card for everything these days.....
 
I bet the bag was very heavy as I have drawn £10k cash out the bank, they went wonky donkey on me but bloody hell it was a weight.:D

All bank accounts you pay tax on the interest, so you have to be very careful.

In £20s that's 1lb, and just under 2lb if it's in the new £10s. We used to carry a pound of sweets to school. :D
 
That is shocking. 50k is such a small amount of cash lol. You can fit it in a pocket lmao it's kind of worrying they wouldn't have it in a bank vault.

So 50 cant withdraw 1K in one day from a bank because they'll run out of money? I thought it was bad but not this bad :eek:

Cant imagine the bank runs when the collapse happens. :( It's going to be terrible.

It's been a few years but when I worked in one there'd be a daily safe limit of around £80,000 - more on certain days, like a Friday or a day before a Bank Holiday. This is normally just a net amount - don't forget that people go in to banks and building societies to deposit as well as withdraw. Many branches will be net deposit takers, and constantly need to remove cash from the branch.

Cash is expensive to keep in a brand and to move, so they keep a minimum. Securicor used to move ours - they store the cash rather than the banks.[/quote]

Cant imagine the bank runs when the collapse happens. :( It's going to be terrible.

Google Northern Rock 2008 to quench your imagination. Or Greece 21st century austerity.
 
Why wouldn't (or shouldn't) they have 50,000 in cash available? 50k is nothing lol, Surely they should have at least several hundred million in cash.


Most working people who are having their cash eaten by the local bank will have minimum 1K per month coming in. times that by the working population that is a ****load of money. Unless you're telling me that the banks are siphoning off the money there's absolutely no reason why a bank shouldn't have 50,000 available for the OP.


For somone who constantly goes on about thier drug dealer mates you don't seem to know much about cash.

Why would a high street bank have "several hundred million" in cash? That's a few pallets worth of cash.

People having thier cash "eaten" by banks are typically paying it in via electronic transfer not wondering in with cash in hand to the local branch.

Branches have the amount of cash they typically need to dispense in a day less what they take in a day which isn't that much.

Iirc anything over 10k most will ask you to phone ahead, as a bank won't want to run out of notes.

Also 50k in your pocket are you insane? In 20s your talking about needing a briefcase or a rucksack. Maybe if you had fresh well prepared ones a decent sized hand bag
 
Cash paid into a bank is still cash when buying cars isn't it :confused:. You think people walk around with wads of notes to get the best car deals? Or do some dealers allow you to avoid paying VAT if you literally pay cash in hand?

Just pay the notes into the bank and then you won't have to worry about new notes etc.

Plenty of places are still up to the old VAT trick for cash, not saying main dealers but plenty of used places etc. If I was to get a better deal then it's the garage's look out for fiddling the VAT.
 
Damn another top quality post from none other. Everything makes sense.

I am naive about many things, I honestly could never have imagined a bank with less than 50k in the bank.

Imagine I want to party and i get me and 20 rich buddies together and we all want to withdraw 2K each but the bank has no money left for us. But I bet the elite have no problems making big withdrawals and no surprise their bonuses are bigger than the bank vault lol.


You guys could use the atms... unlike the banks staff changing the ops notes

But the "elite not being stupid would ring ahead if they wanted to withdraw or change 50k in specific currency.

Well I say the elite by elite I mean most sensible people.
 
I once knew someone who had a wheelie bin full of pound coins, he tried to move it into notes but no one wanted to know.

Not quite sure what happened in the end, but no one was taking it as you don't walk into a bank with thousands of pounds of £1 pound coins. :D
 
I don't even no why folk save change/coinage in jars or those oversized novelty whisky bottles as it just becomes a hassle when it's time to cash it in. I always tend to spend my change before I use a new note but to some folk think this isn't seen as trendy or being superior over lesser folks.
 
I once knew someone who had a wheelie bin full of pound coins, he tried to move it into notes but no one wanted to know.

Not quite sure what happened in the end, but no one was taking it as you don't walk into a bank with thousands of pounds of £1 pound coins. :D

Why not? You can legally pay any amount in pound coins, there is no limit like there is on the smaller denominations. I currently have about £400 in £1s & £2s, and will just drop them into the bank when the 2070 is released. Although I wonder what OcUK would do if I just took the jar up and tried to pay that way? :D
 
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Why not? You can legally pay any amount in pound coins, there is no limit like there is on the smaller denominations. I currently have about £400 in £1s & £2s, and will just drop them into the bank when the 2070 is released. Although I wonder what OcUK would do if I just took the jar up and tried to pay that way? :D

Might be legal tender but that only applies to court debts. Any one or any business can still refuse to take what it doesn't want to take.
 
Why not? You can legally pay any amount in pound coins, there is no limit like there is on the smaller denominations. I currently have about £400 in £1s & £2s, and will just drop them into the bank when the 2070 is released. Although I wonder what OcUK would do if I just took the jar up and tried to pay that way? :D

You will be surprised google
maximum amount of coins you can deposit.

Its still money but very hard to get rid of.

I have had a money jar with £120 in and used coin star to exchange it in ASDA but when you got a bin full no chance, I think its around £2000 before it goes nuts and ASDA is not going to pay you £2K at the service section.
 
Why not? You can legally pay any amount in pound coins, there is no limit like there is on the smaller denominations. I currently have about £400 in £1s & £2s, and will just drop them into the bank when the 2070 is released. Although I wonder what OcUK would do if I just took the jar up and tried to pay that way? :D

There's no limit on any demonination if both parties agree. OcUK could accept your ~£400 in £1 and £2 coins in payment for goods if it wanted to. OcUK could accept £50,000 in 1p coins in payment for goods if it wanted to. I doubt if they would, but it would be legal. The limit only applies to legal tender, i.e. payment of debts, and even then it can be accepted if both parties agree.

The last recourse, which the person with the wheelie bin of pound coins might have been able to use, is the mint that produced the coins. They'll give face value for any coins they minted. I don't know if they're obliged to give face value in any particular way, though. Maybe they'd only swap them for new £1 coins.
 
You will be surprised google
maximum amount of coins you can deposit.

Its still money but very hard to get rid of.

I have had a money jar with £120 in and used coin star to exchange it in ASDA but when you got a bin full no chance, I think its around £2000 before it goes nuts and ASDA is not going to pay you £2K at the service section.

Some HSBC branches have a coin sorting machine, you need to have an account but can deposit as much change as you want and don't lose whatever percent the machines at asda take. I give my son pocket money, which he saves and then we go cash it in to his bank account. He quite enjoys using the coin sorting machine and it helps him understand the relationship between physical cash and the money in his savings account.
 
I once knew someone who had a wheelie bin full of pound coins, he tried to move it into notes but no one wanted to know.

Not quite sure what happened in the end, but no one was taking it as you don't walk into a bank with thousands of pounds of £1 pound coins. :D

I don’t think that one guy could walk in with a wheelie bin full of
£1 coins, but four or five might be able to stagger in with one.
 
this is quite interesting really. Seems like the OP is dodgy and not declaring his earnings yet nobody seems to care that much. One immigrant fiddles their benefits and all hell breaks loose.. hmm..

B@
 
this is quite interesting really. Seems like the OP is dodgy and not declaring his earnings yet nobody seems to care that much. One immigrant fiddles their benefits and all hell breaks loose.. hmm..

B@

I think you misread, everyone seemed to point it out spot it, call his attention, to the point he unsubbed his own thread.
 
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