Chat up lines. Get in there my son!

Nitefly · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:21

Nitefly:
If I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans

I'm so alone.

Clock.It:
God was just showing off when He made you.

Magick:
Is it you or have I just got a reptillian in my pocket?

Spie:
Yes, my yaught is made of gold.

Gilly:
You're opinion is crap. You want me.

Tefal:
Sex, lol \o/

ScarySquirrel · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:22

"Can you hold these two pints of water please?"
*takes pints from you*
Have a quick feel up then run away*

*This could backfire and end up with you being covered in water

Abraham · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:24

ScarySquirrel said:
"Can you hold these two pints of water please?"
*takes pints from you*
Have a quick feel up then run away*

*This could backfire and end up with you being covered in water

someone actually fell for the pints on the back of their hand trick when I was working at nye, all her friends buggered off and she just sat there looking at me helplessly

James07 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:24

gareth.e said:
That's actually pretty good

Get her to feel, ask if she likes.. If you get a yes then insist on showing her the rest of you in exchange for some of her nakedness

Sounds good

Clipsey · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:26

"Are you drinking 1% Milk because you're fat?......Cos you're not! " /Napoleon Dynamite

James07 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:28

Clipsey said:
Napoleon Dynamite

Funny as funny can be, just for the retardedness

Viper² · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:28

"Am I happy to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?!".

NightSt@lk3r · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:28

Abraham said:
someone actually fell for the pints on the back of their hand trick when I was working at nye, all her friends buggered off and she just sat there looking at me helplessly

SCORE!

platinum87 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:29

codec said:
I think you are missing the point of a chat up line - I think its safe to say they cant be used to pick up a girl, more as a "take the mickey". Its just fun. "Like pull a bull" (pull the ugliest girl in a nightclub as voted by your mates)

people will not understand that point though

romperstomper · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:29

You look like a man and I think I maybe gay and I was hoping you may be able to convert me

CaptainComedy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:39

romperstomper said:
You look like a man...

by this point you would have had all shades of **** slapped into your chops I think lol

J.B · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:43

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Azagoth · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:44

Blimey, you don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?

Happy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:48

Nitefly said:
Spie:
Yes, my yaught is made of gold.

Gilly:
You're opinion is crap. You want me.

Haha

Rich_L · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:49

What's the difference between you and a fat, ugly Mexican?

You're not Mexican!

*ta-da* [/jazz hands]

ginger_pat · 6 Jan 2009 at 17:02

Blimey, you don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?

Haha
I loved the Napolean dynamite one as well

My favourite Napolean dynamite quote is

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

James07 · 6 Jan 2009 at 17:03

ginger_pat said:
Haha
I loved the Napolean dynamite one as well

My favourite Napolean dynamite quote is

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Lmao!

Its funny coz its so retarded

OSB · 6 Jan 2009 at 17:05

Viper² said:
"Am I happy to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?!".

WOOF!!!!

platypus · 6 Jan 2009 at 17:06

Nice bra.

Whats more, it worked too

.

Perywinkle · 6 Jan 2009 at 17:10

"Bet you a quid I can make yer **** wobble without touching them"

*hands on wibble*

"Best quid I ever spent"

Ended up with me sat on my ass on the floor of the bar with a bloody nose and the bar staff wetting themselves.
Big girls can have a mean straight right.