Chavs

Quint · 13 Sep 2008 at 10:17

InvaderGIR said:
I think a lead pipe is in order, running and screaming at the kids.

InvG

Couple of years time he'll be knicking his tv.

Dark_Angel · 13 Sep 2008 at 11:30

ConTRo13R said:
haha i love it! they aint problems emselves, they just cause em hehe

involvement like... "sure i wont get m mova on ya boi!"

so am i a chav cuz i hang out wi em? i dont cause trouble anymore though, i grew up and got a path in life i want to follow, ambition n that, at uni but still hang out with chav mates when i home, am i a chav? if so im not a problem!

Well, one problem with hanging out with them it seems is that you have lost the ability to type/communicate sensibly.

Hxc · 13 Sep 2008 at 11:43

There are some right tools here, tbh.

OP did the right thing.

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Sep 2008 at 11:45

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a CHAV and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a CHAV just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a CHAV and I liked it
I liked it

This pop ditty should address all of the OP's concerns :mad:

Dark_Angel · 13 Sep 2008 at 11:59

Hxc said:
There are some right tools here, tbh.

OP did the right thing.

I am not particularly sure what they wanted him to do as an alternative reaction.

People sometimes astound me. If he beaten them with a crowbar (Gordan Freeman like) some would be yelling how great he was, others yelling that he went to far. He does the reasonable course of action, which causes no one to be hurt and gets negative posts :/

Parsley · 13 Sep 2008 at 12:02

Sadly phoning the police maybe the best idea simply because if you do the "being a man" thing and threaten them to back off physically, they may go for it and you'll have a fight on your hands and then you'll be the one who ends up being prosecuted in the courts because you've possibly hit a minor (or you've ended up being stabbed anyway despite "being a man"... one or the other).

Happened to a mate of main, complete joke.

Housey · 13 Sep 2008 at 12:06

Its what petrol was invened for.

1) Buy
2) Locate Chav
3) Pour
4) Light
5) Camera Phone

6)

If you told them you were going to phone the feds the gay jibes might have been appropriate

ConTRo13R · 13 Sep 2008 at 12:28

Tefal said:
shame it wasn't your ambition to learn to spell.

thanks

ojste · 13 Sep 2008 at 12:56

Cyberstrike2027 said:
panda pic

thats the best thing ever lmao!

gareth.e · 13 Sep 2008 at 14:13

I love this thread..

Well atleast I feel like I have the confidence to deal with it even if I can't.. I know in a situation I would not threaten any scum by saying 'I will phone the police' however I can understand if you do it without them knowing.. I'm sure if they knew it would aggravate the situation in my experience. They won't care if the police is on the way unless they have already hit or robbed you.

To let you know I'm no Chav.. far from it.. You would classify me as a skateboarder if you ever saw me...

Well everyone I wish you all the best in dealing with situations in the future

Vegeta · 13 Sep 2008 at 15:59

gareth.e said:
I love this thread..

Well atleast I feel like I have the confidence to deal with it even if I can't.. I know in a situation I would not threaten any scum by saying 'I will phone the police' however I can understand if you do it without them knowing.. I'm sure if they knew it would aggravate the situation in my experience. They won't care if the police is on the way unless they have already hit or robbed you.

To let you know I'm no Chav.. far from it.. You would classify me as a skateboarder if you ever saw me...

Well everyone I wish you all the best in dealing with situations in the future

Ta blud 4 being down wit da street yo and giving me some bangin tips.

Kreeeee · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:01

Tefal said:
shame it wasn't your ambition to learn to spell.

You're missing a capital "s" on that sentence.

Tombo · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:08

Kreeeee said:
You're missing a capital "s" on that sentence.

This is not a spelling mistake however.

Blanket · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:11

Simple answer; don't walk home alone.

KNiVES · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:38

Pride of Britain

God bless chavs. I say we hug them all, and buy them white lightning, and perhaps a knife or two. They only yell at you because they need some love and attention. They are very frustrated people.

Gigi · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:38

Whats "streetwise" ? lol?

Margaret · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:39

Gigi said:
Whats "streetwise" ? lol?

I once got suspended from secondary school for making a sheep noise with my friends when a Welsh teacher walked past, I had no idea what it actually meant.

Apparently I should have been "streetwise" and knew better which is what my head of year actually said! :mad:

It was deemed racist!

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:39

KNiVES said:
Pride of Britain

God bless chavs. I say we hug them all, and buy them white lightning, and perhaps a knife or two. They only yell at you because they need some love and attention. They are very frustrated people.

How do they all jump in the air at the same time? What kind of synchronisation witchcraft is this? :mad:

Morgoth · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:48

[FnG]magnolia;12495468 said:
How do they all jump in the air at the same time? What kind of synchronisation witchcraft is this?

Ahaha.

The guy 3rd from the left looks like he just found his way out of the jungle though.

wannabedamned · 13 Sep 2008 at 16:49

hmm, The hard guys in here. I hope you have an organ donor card. You know, For when you're stabbed to death.

If little idiots start shouting abuse, ignore them. They aren't worth it. This day and age, A knife in the gut isn't out of the question.