Soldato
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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg.
The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.
A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, “You shouldn’t do that. He’ll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!”.
The blind man retorted, “I’m not rewarding him. I’m just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass”!
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A kid ran out of a burlesque show.
The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.
The kid said, “My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I’d turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!”
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Failing these try putting on some feelgood music.
The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.
A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, “You shouldn’t do that. He’ll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!”.
The blind man retorted, “I’m not rewarding him. I’m just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass”!
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A kid ran out of a burlesque show.
The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.
The kid said, “My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I’d turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!”
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Failing these try putting on some feelgood music.
