Cheese

[Tefal]

Go on, you know you want to, the voices are telling you.. ha ha

I know, I can almost feel my heart being pulled in the direction of cheesy bacony goodness

 

[Kyle009]

Cheese is one of the best things mankind has discovered.

This man speaks the truth!

 

[Gackt]

I can't eat cheese.

Well, I can, and I love it. Especially a nice strong, farmhouse cheddar.

Problem is, I end up eating an entire block in two days :/

Early grave methinks.

 

[Azagoth]

I can't eat cheese.

Well, I can, and I love it. Especially a nice strong, farmhouse cheddar.

Problem is, I end up eating an entire block in two days :/

Early grave methinks.

Think of me as a child! My Granddad used to be a Grocer (he was Arkwright ), and as such used to have slabs of cheese the size of breeze-blocks and a proper cheese wire to cut them with!

 

[gillywibble]

I have a morbid fear of eating anything which has gone off.

You'll not be a fan of century eggs then?

 

[platypus]

Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Bavarian Bergkase
Blue Vein Cheeses
Brebis du Puyfaucon
Brie
Brillat-Savarin
Buffalo Mozzrella
Camembert
Cheddar (Mature ofc)
Cheshire
Danish Blue
Double Gloucester
Edam
Feta
Fontainebleau
Gloucester
Gouda
Herriot Farmhouse
Jarlsberg
Mozzarella
Saint Augur
Stilton (Blue & White)
Stinking Bishop
Zamorano

Too name a few. And thats not even including the countless awesome cheeses you get from local cooperatives, farms, markets and so on.

One of the benefits of having a half French girlfriend is I get food packages from her French family!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Bavarian Bergkase
Blue Vein Cheeses
Brebis du Puyfaucon
Brie
Brillat-Savarin
Buffalo Mozzrella
Camembert
Cheddar (Mature ofc)
Cheshire
Danish Blue
Double Gloucester
Edam
Feta
Fontainebleau
Gloucester
Gouda
Herriot Farmhouse
Jarlsberg
Mozzarella
Saint Augur
Stilton (Blue & White)
Stinking Bishop
Zamorano

Too name a few. And thats not even including the countless awesome cheeses you get from local cooperatives, farms, markets and so on.

One of the benefits of having a half French girlfriend is I get food packages from her French family!

You Forgot Wenslydale

 

[LordSplodge]

Yogurt. Bread. Beer.

I really fancy a beer right now!

 

[LordSplodge]

Abbaye de Belloc

One of the benefits of having a half French girlfriend is I get food packages from her French family!

...and hairy armpits?

Smelly French cheeses suck. English cheese rules, especially Wenesleydale

 

[The Dread Pirate]

English cheese rules, especially Wenesleydale

The man Speaks universal truth!

 

[platypus]

You Forgot Wenslydale

Gah you're right. Moon Cheese.

 

[Snakedoctor]

I can think of another cheese which was forgotten

 

[platypus]

...and hairy armpits?

Smelly French cheeses suck. English cheese rules, especially Wenesleydale

Sod off, she's shaved, thank god . Despite the fact that French women in general look better then their English counterparts, I don't think I could cope with lots of body hair. In fact it's a strange myth, I think the majority of French women are more shaved then English bairns.

And French cheese rocks, as does English cheese.

 

[Tefal]

I can think of another cheese which was forgotten

man cheese?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

man cheese?

*sniggers*
Tee hee man milk

 

[Snakedoctor]

man cheese?

No, Red Leicester

 

[Azagoth]

One of the benefits of having a half French girlfriend is I get food packages from her French family!

I had the same benefits when I was dating an Indian girl back when I was at Uni.

 

[Voltar]

You Forgot Wenslydale

and you forgot Port Salut.

Time for some more French food bashing methinks.

They eat rancid and rotten cheeses. Makes you wonder what kind of person can eat something which posesses such a stench of death and disease doesnt it?
Soft, smelly bacteria infested cheeses made from unpasteurised whole milk. mmm mmm.

Or a hard cheese with mould growing all over it like poison ivy round an oak tree. Something once glorious, now rotten. But still, people go mad for it.

Ever wondered why when you are in France eating their rancid cheese selection every day, you can't sleep or seem to get wierd sometimes scary dreams? Cheese gives you nightmares. Especially French Cheese.

But unfortunately I can bash too much as I like cheese. English cheese. French cheese I will concede is nice (if you smoke so much you cant smell them but often it has strong overpowering tastes which are obviously subjective and so you'll love it or hate it. Just get a separate fridge for the sake of the cheese neutrals, 3 week maturation periods for Brie de Meaux is a good way of losing weight because you wont be able to open the fridge without feeling sick.

This time I will say: Dont think about it or you will convince yourself you dont like it at all. Just eat it. Im not sure about soviet cheese but I'd assume they would eat you.

 

[Snakedoctor]

Go grab a horsemeat burger, I did once by mistake in France. Not only that, but it was raw nearly all the way through. Shudders at thought. Got some great bangers though.

 

[Azagoth]

Go grab a horsemeat burger, I did once by mistake in France.

Did that myself once, bought a pack of four from a supermarket called "Sodims" in Cagnes-sur-Mer and didn't realise until I'd already cooked and eaten one. It wasn't that bad, so I chowed down on t'other one too. My mate nearly chucked his guts up though.