Cheesy jokes

Russinating · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:07

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone
What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave? Camembert
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in a mirror? Halloumi

Enjoy

JRS · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:16

Russinating said:
Enjoy

No.

Pestilence · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:25

Why is this thread similar to a strong blue cheese? Because it stinks.

alexakasloth · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:25

What's a magicians favourite cheese? Cheddar!

grez · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:26

These jokes are grating on me.

twist3d0n3 · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:27

liked

TheCenturion · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:29

Very good op

silvercut · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:35

I am so cheesed off.

zenf · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:47

My Auntie bought me a pocket calculator in the form of a castle.

I don't really use it, but it's the fort that counts.

GravyMonster · 21 Apr 2011 at 11:49

Oh dairy me.

nst68 · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:22

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

nydryl · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:32

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

I'm starting to regret steppen in to this thread now.

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:33

What surrounded a medieval cheese castle? A moatzzarealla.

What football team won the European Cheese Cup? Parmesan Belgrade.

dante6491 · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:39

Something smells off about this thread.

PhillyDee · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:42

I wish I could say I was grinning like a cheshire cat, but Im not.

Cosimo · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:49

Cheesus, some of these jokes aren’t very gouda.

He'sDeadJim! · 21 Apr 2011 at 12:56

Nice to see a rarebit of cheesey humour on these forums.

MuttsNutts · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:18

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

Cheese Sandwich: £1.50

Chicken Sandwich: £2.50

Hand Job: £10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

'Yes,' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The man replies: 'Well, wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.

lol

Also:
what hotel do mice stay in ? The Stilton

and another

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.

another

What Cheese can you use to open a door????
Knob Cheese..

YUK I know LOL

sHo0sH · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:39

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

Nitefly · 21 Apr 2011 at 13:40

sHo0sH said:
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

That joke was in the OP...