A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £2.50
Hand Job: £10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes,' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'
The man replies: 'Well, wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich.
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