Christmas No 1?

All of you saying that Andre is singing in tune, clean your ears out or have a hearing test. He often sings out of tune, he is sharp one note and flat the next and that is why it sounds so bad when Jordan squaks because she is just plain flat. :D

Neither of them can sing. It is so painfull to listen to.
 
fus said:
Didn't she audition for our Eurovision entry once?
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Yep, when she was pregnant with the evil spawn of Andre whilst wearing a pink latex all-in-one as well. Simply hideous. :eek:
 
The $6m Dan said:
lol
Unfortunately curiosity got the better of this cat, and I think I lost one of my 9 lives after about 10 seconds. I didn't risk listening to any more.
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I got as far as the 'Click to listen' screen, then opted out. Thought i would rather spend the next few minutes of my life reading the replies in this thread rather than listen :o
 
Didn't they sing this song on Children in Need?

I had hoped to never hear it again... damn you OP
 
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Oh my, that is truly awful. Seriously awful. It won't be released with such poor vocals surely.

And as for this:

Andre, who can actually sing, begins the theme song to Aladdin in decent fashion but when Jordan chimes in after a minute or so with her high-pitched, way off tune karaoke, you would swear an animal was being attacked.
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The writer needs to listen again; Andre can hold the odd note, however, he certainly can't sign. The observation regarding Jordan's voice is spot on though.
 
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