Christmas post dinner games

Poetry for Neanderthals.

You get an inflatable club a la caveman.

Someone picks up a card, gets a word, they have to describe it using single syllable words only, and can’t say the word itself. Whenever they **** up, you can bonk them on the head with the inflatable club.
 
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Just make sure everyone drinks an extra couple of glasses of port and you can go with the old traditional favourite of having a nap.



Please tell me you're at work. Please tell me you're at work. Please tell me you're at work.
Add a little sedative to and and then nap time for sure and if not napping to chilled out to argue whatever game they play. :cry:
 
We played Secret Hitler last year which was fun and didn’t cause too many arguments. It plays differently but basically you can think of it as the board game equivalent of Among Us.
 
I previously bought a couple of small card games "tell me without telling me" (might have some that aren't child friendly) and without a doubt

It was only me, OH and my mum last year but we all ended up collapsing on the sofa and snoozing/watching a film so never got to try them :o they had good reviews though :)

As a kid we used to play oink piggy oink and wink wink murder . Used to keep us all entertained for a while :D
 
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I seem to be the only person in the world that likes a game of Monopoly.

Cards Against Humanity is good fun...but it's not for ******** or woke folk.

******** is starred :cry:
You find out who your real life friends are with Monopoly though......

.......and then lose them.
 
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Monopoly is fun for a bit but it then gets to a point there is only going to be one winner and everyone is just going through the motions till they are out. Sometimes that takes ages.

We have ticket to ride for this year which I'm looking forward to.
 
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How about a few rounds of "Are you there, Moriarty?"

I always thought it was something my ancient relatives had made up but it's actually a real parlour game.
It can be devastatingly brutal too depending how you wrap the newspaper :D
 
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