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I don't understand why people are just posting admitting they are here for free postage?

Surely they should be removed from the forums full stop for massively taking advantage and not genuinely wanting to take a part in the forums.
 
It arks me off that people take advantage of the free shipping. Its a nice perk for being part of the community for those who are active users.
 
This thread is utter non-sense. I reckon most people who've been about long enough know the truth.

For people that don't know, claiming people on OcUK was a sport that first came around in 1987, it was started when a member who went by the name "Clad Claimerton" - who was a 27 year old guy who drives a Mustang and overgels his hair but that's okay because he's wearing a trendy set of jeans. What happened was, one day, a girl, 19yrs posted in the intro section with a photo (nothing rude just a gal and her gals drinkin' Carlsberg and pulling crackers - I mean x/mas crackers) - 2 guys were "reading the thread" - the 3rd that read - posted "claimed" - this was done by a member ""Clad Claimerton"". After doing so the woman legally had to agree to being anal-sexed. After this experience "Clad Claimerton" continued to have his way with female members.....

..... but it got worse -he started raping men too. Then other people started "Claiming" too, it became alittle like a riot with cocks - in 2009 "Clad Claimerton" was arrested for "possession of class c drugs with conspiracy to rape" - Clad won the case after proving that he was not raping but "claiming" and the drugs were used to enhance this. He was released without charge however in 2010 - he was again arrested, this this time on his 8,912th claim his misread thier profile "age: 17"

Now "Clad Claimerton" is behind bars for life (2 years). After the uproer between this and the Swedish members causing "Pastadda" in thier part of the forum and other forums the Claiming was banned.

..... the actual truth though...... the OP tried to out-claim Clad and failed so hard not even a strip of Viagra would help him.

In 1995 a member Bluesocks was claimed by a female member "Sexicasander1990". This was the first female to ever claim - sadly Clad claimed her and Bluesocks IN ONE POST.
 
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1) WTF is claiming???

2) I was initially here for the free postage. couldn't give a **** about anything else. Look at my post count now :D
 
This thread makes no sense to me, the above post Tony makes no sense... What was the sense of this post, it has none :(
 
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