Clarkson quotes

silversurfer said:
Does he have writers that do these lines
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Nah, a fair amount of them are from "The world according to clarkson" and the rest of his books, which are pretty safely written by him.

And i also dont think Top Gear is that scripted tbh. Obviously its rehearsed, but not properly a writer writing lines for the presenters. Thats what makes it so good.
 
The chainsaw to the cool wall had to be one of the best parts of top gear.


Also the trip to america where they sabotage james's Air Con haha :D
 
Nitro_Junkie said:
yes, if you're familiar with cars/top gear you should, if not why are you in motors?
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Oh I SHOULD should I? Yep I am- still not funny- just bucketloads of smugness and unfunny analogies.. I actually quite like Top Gear but don't find the above 'Jeremy-isms' funny.
 
there is stuff in his book that is even more funny, like him grassing up the whole film crew on the austrian border, and watching the F1 in a particularly 'hard' part of east germany iirc.
 
Hilarious :D

I'd actually LOVE to see a Clarkson "stand up" show, with questions from the audience etc.. would be top class entertainment!
 
"I dont often agree with the RSPCA as i believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time"

Absolute legend, i love his sarcasm.
 
Who'd have thought that a Northern motoring journalist would have made it to Prime Minister?

Oh, bugger! That was a dream!
 
I miss his chat show, probably one of my favorite TV shows ever, particularly his kitchen bazooka / mortar experiments :D
 
Just been watching TG where he drives the Koenigsegg ccx, some classic quotes in there.

"The guy at Koenigsegg said turn the traction control off, HE MUST BE JOKING!!!!"

"Twig, why, look at it!! (twig snaps)"

"You couldnt even hear chris moyles on that thing"
 
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