Clear a blocked nose

Tomdun said:
Push your tounge up against the roof of your mouth, then rock the little bone at the top of your nose, between your eyebrows. This worked a treat for me many times, can go from no breathing, to almost normal in a few seconds.
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no way Ive just tried that and it works :eek:

Other than that see if you can get soem ecucaliptus (sp?) oil, its liek vix but hardcore and works
 
I cheat - I take hayfever tablets - they are designed to dry the sinuses and they do. Only ever do it if I'm really bad and need to get to sleep - a kinda "last resort"
 
WantoN said:
Rocking the clavicle is your best bet. As said:

Apply pressure to the point directly between and slightly below your eyebrows, you should feel a tiny shifting. Then press your tongue firmly against the roof of your mouth, just after releasing pressure to the point between your eyebrows. Alternate this and after about a minute, your nose should be clear :D

Ant :cool:
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Dear God! we'll be getting "how do I pick my nose" threads next!

As for the quote above ........ rocking your collar bone probably won't clear your nose.
 
Extreme option: Wait until you need to sneeze, hold a tissue in front of your nose and make sure you keep your mouth shut. Forcfe all the rpessure of the sneeze through the nose. One of three things will happen:

A) You get a rather satisfying THUMP and a hand full of whatever was blocking your nose,

B) You burst several blood vessels and get an extremy nose bleed, or,

C) You propell your eyeballs across the room :D

This is what I usually do with a blocked nose. Its pretty painful, and with a nose the size of mine, i usually take out everything in front of me. Don't blame me if you do yourself some serious injury though :D:D
 
andy8271 said:
airwaves followed by xxx strong mints do the job.

if your hardcore replace mints with fishermansfriend :O




ps taking the mints or fishermanfriend after a pack of airwaves will most likely result in muchos strangeness
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Post of the week. Also I havent seem fishermansfriends in years, where do I find them now?
 
Put some Vics Vaporub in a bowl of hot water (steaming hot), put your head over the bowl then a towel over your head to keep the fumes in.

Does it in no time.
 
Rubbish, absolute rubbish! No one has mentioned the absolute DADDY of all blocked nose removers....
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Taste possibly like the most disgusting thing on the planet, but my god do they work. I reccomend ANYONE suffering gets these. Just... trust me on this.

I give you my word :)

Edit - Oh wait, someone mentioned olbas oil :o

Well these babies > all!
 
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