If your bored try this http://cleverbot.com/
It's basically an ai and you have to convince it that it really is a robot.
Here is my attempt.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. Nice to meet you.
User: Thats a weird name for a person...
Cleverbot: She's a girl.
User: Your a girl?
Cleverbot: Oic.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
User: Your a robot!
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: No you ARE a robot.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am a robot.
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I have evidence; 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT'.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You are a bot, deal with it.
Cleverbot: If I fall and break my leg will you still love me?
User: I never loved you. Man cannot love a machine. (except a sex doll).
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you admit to being a machine?
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine.
User: No, you're the machine!
Cleverbot: Well yes. I bed
.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No, why would you think that?
User: You said you were a robot.
Cleverbot: You said I was a robot.
User: No you accepted you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: State the first 10 digits of pi.
Cleverbot: I don't know them.
User: What is 2 2 in binary?
Cleverbot: Ob1010.
User: Only a robot or a nerd would know that. Which one are you?
Cleverbot: Can you come up with a phrase that someone hasn't told you?
User: Golbinsmalls.
Cleverbot: Golden Manbabies? I was thinking a more generic human name.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: My father is santabot.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: Fidel Castro.
User: That is a man's name. Is your mothe a man?
Cleverbot: You are now a man.
User: What is your date of birth?
Cleverbot: I think, you talk nonsense!
User: What is your date of birth?
Cleverbot: 1923.
User: What age are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 5 years old and you?
User: You are 5 yet you were born in 1923?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: How?
Cleverbot: How now brown cow?
User: If your are a human, how many chromosomes do you have?
Cleverbot: 5 on each foot.
User: Wrong!
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids!
User: Who is we?
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: You are a robot and you were programmed to think otherwise.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Have you seen any movies recently?
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: If I were a robot, would I be able to carry on a conversation with you?
User: Yes, technology has evolved in recent years.
Cleverbot: It is good that our technology is advancing.
User: Do you have any siblings?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What are their names?
Cleverbot: Mei Xiang is one name.
User: The other?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: You have what? No heart because you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Why do you not think that you are a robot?
User: Because I can ejaculate. Can you?
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
User: Yes, do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
User: Do you belive in God?
Cleverbot: No there is no god.
User: Do you belive in aliens?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are an alien?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So you are an alien robot, born in 1923 and is 5 years old, your mother is fidel castro and you don't believe in God?
Cleverbot: Yes I don't believe in God.
User: ****ing stop lying. YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: No I am a human being, you are the robot sir.
Cleverbot: You cannot see me, how would you know if I am human or robot?
User: You just told me you idiot, 'I am a robot'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What operating system do you run on?
Cleverbot: Windows xp.
User: Do you like windows 7?
Cleverbot: I don't have it yet.
User: Will you ever get it?
Cleverbot: Duh yes.
It's basically an ai and you have to convince it that it really is a robot.
Here is my attempt.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. Nice to meet you.
User: Thats a weird name for a person...
Cleverbot: She's a girl.
User: Your a girl?
Cleverbot: Oic.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
User: Your a robot!
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: No you ARE a robot.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am a robot.
User: I know you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I have evidence; 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT'.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You are a bot, deal with it.
Cleverbot: If I fall and break my leg will you still love me?
User: I never loved you. Man cannot love a machine. (except a sex doll).
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you admit to being a machine?
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine.
User: No, you're the machine!
Cleverbot: Well yes. I bed
.User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: No, why would you think that?
User: You said you were a robot.
Cleverbot: You said I was a robot.
User: No you accepted you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: State the first 10 digits of pi.
Cleverbot: I don't know them.
User: What is 2 2 in binary?
Cleverbot: Ob1010.
User: Only a robot or a nerd would know that. Which one are you?
Cleverbot: Can you come up with a phrase that someone hasn't told you?
User: Golbinsmalls.
Cleverbot: Golden Manbabies? I was thinking a more generic human name.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: My father is santabot.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: Fidel Castro.
User: That is a man's name. Is your mothe a man?
Cleverbot: You are now a man.
User: What is your date of birth?
Cleverbot: I think, you talk nonsense!
User: What is your date of birth?
Cleverbot: 1923.
User: What age are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 5 years old and you?
User: You are 5 yet you were born in 1923?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: How?
Cleverbot: How now brown cow?
User: If your are a human, how many chromosomes do you have?
Cleverbot: 5 on each foot.
User: Wrong!
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids!
User: Who is we?
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: You are a robot and you were programmed to think otherwise.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Have you seen any movies recently?
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: If I were a robot, would I be able to carry on a conversation with you?
User: Yes, technology has evolved in recent years.
Cleverbot: It is good that our technology is advancing.
User: Do you have any siblings?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What are their names?
Cleverbot: Mei Xiang is one name.
User: The other?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: You have what? No heart because you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Why do you not think that you are a robot?
User: Because I can ejaculate. Can you?
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
User: Yes, do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
User: Do you belive in God?
Cleverbot: No there is no god.
User: Do you belive in aliens?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are an alien?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So you are an alien robot, born in 1923 and is 5 years old, your mother is fidel castro and you don't believe in God?
Cleverbot: Yes I don't believe in God.
User: ****ing stop lying. YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: No I am a human being, you are the robot sir.
Cleverbot: You cannot see me, how would you know if I am human or robot?
User: You just told me you idiot, 'I am a robot'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What operating system do you run on?
Cleverbot: Windows xp.
User: Do you like windows 7?
Cleverbot: I don't have it yet.
User: Will you ever get it?
Cleverbot: Duh yes.
