Cliche thread (footy ones)

Flash Maclean · 1 Dec 2006 at 10:04

His first yard is in his head.

He's got two good feet.

^187 · 1 Dec 2006 at 11:08

Obviously (said every other word)
All credit to them
Early doors
We kept plugging away

One More Solo · 1 Dec 2006 at 11:48

"12th man"

GIBSrUS · 1 Dec 2006 at 12:41

"Sits in front of the back 4"

Ripper · 1 Dec 2006 at 12:44

we never let them breath

Loki · 1 Dec 2006 at 14:21

Good feet for a big man

One More Solo · 1 Dec 2006 at 14:28

I forgot the biggest cliche ever though! "Chelsea's unsung hero Claude Makelele". That really gets on my nerves.

mcdermos · 1 Dec 2006 at 15:03

<insert team from europe> will be affected by the atmosphere in the <english clubs> ground

EDIT: <insert any club here> have the best fans in the country

BoomAM · 2 Dec 2006 at 16:31

Youstolemyname said:
I prefer Gordon Strachan quotes....

Gordon is amazing though when it comes to interviews.

wedgie · 2 Dec 2006 at 16:39

Agreed.

Ron Atkinson was always good for a laugh as well.

HangTime · 2 Dec 2006 at 16:57

Gilly said:
'And its in the back of the net'

...99% of the time uttered by Alan Hansen. This is his final word on literally every single goal he analyzes, even ones which aren't actually in the back of said net.

SpeedFreak · 3 Dec 2006 at 07:57

"he went for the killer ball"