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i like the bolt thats been hammered as it was too long 

Does anybody seriously believe this is for real?
I have a BMW optional full carbon nanotube bar.
I have some 1/2" copper tube on my cooling loop, instead of some hose, it works great.I have a plank of wood atop my battery to keep it in place (it's a long story, cut short, the fixings were far too long to keep the replacement battery I was given to keep it in place, the wood adds the extra gap) and it passed its MOT.
All this fancy metal and carbon fibre stuff is nonsense, wood is where it's at.![]()
I thought it was kind of obvoius that is wasn't serious ....Following the success of the first wooden performance enhancing device I'm planning to add a rear strut brace to 'the range' when I get a chance. For the many people who have contacted me to find out if they can have the plans, can I create a wooden strut brace/roll cage/etc, please bare with me. www.woodforperformance.com is being created and will be officially launched v soon. We're also planning a 'prestige performance' line which will include varnished and laquered product lines with 'walnut effect' amongst the many options.
Could some-one explain to this moron what that is?
looks like a joke.. i can't see anywhere that it attaches to the top of the car