God this film was average... I mean seriously, ho the **** could in good conscience give this film 10/10... probably the same people who give a knee-jerk 10/10 to any new film that's remotely quirky or that "looks cool".
From the third minute in all I wanted to do was slap the guy holding the camera with the ginger hair. Ok, I realise they tried to make him into the "goofy" and "funny" one but seriously ffs... he was possibly the worst scripted person in the whole film, some of his lines were so desperately unfunny and also inappropriate that I just hung my head and sighed. Absolutely appalling.
Then there was the camera. While I realize the whole point of this movie was to provide a claustrophobic viewpoint from people running away form a nightmarish mess, it just doesn't work in the way I personally feel it was supposed to. For a start as much as I love suspending disbelief... did the camera have a nuclear plant inside it? Not only do they presumably film for about 6 hours, but they also use the light on the end of it to walk through a tunnel for God knows how long (though obviously we only see glimpses). Then, because the film relied solely on the camera for it's action, you found they they got it out at the most unrealistic or inappropriate times inorder to provide continuation for the film, times when a camera would just be the last bloody thing on your mind. I can only hope that for the sequel they film it "normally", as any big monster in big city movie should be shot. The claustrophobic camera and complete lack of any ability to see anything meaningful did not suit the scale of the film imo. Blair witch filmed in dark woods this was not.
And then the plot itself... again I love my fantasy and sci-fi and am always happy to sit there and switch my brain off if the director can make me believe it's all happening with some sense of cohesion, but seriously... a sea monster that's been at the bottom of the sea for thousands of years... but appears to be completely adapted to living on land, running around everywhere with the agility of a cat? That has parasites that can run around on land as agile as a greyhoud and stick to walls? The fact that they all can breathe the air perfectly despite being presumabley 100% sea-based? And then of course... it also happens to be almost completely invulnerable to conventional weaponry. RPG's? Missiles fired by F22's? The most powerful non-nuclear bombs mankind can throw at it? Nah, it shrugs them off like me getting paper flicked at my earlobe.
And lets not start with the main protagonist of the film going back to get Beth (thus risking the lives of everyone he holds dear), to find her impaled on a spike... then by some miracle unknown to medical science he rips her off of said spike and manages to not only get her out of the building, but to travel some distance to a park where she cheerfully not only manages ot stay conscious (or should that be: alive), but also appears ot not be covered in blood, or indeed have lost much of it at all.
Please Mr. Director, don't try and insult my intelligence... i'm accepting of many thing, but not THAT accepting.
6.5/10, and that's me being very fair.
On a seperate note regarding the monster this video made me laugh like a good'un
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXASlXuDEDg 