Cockney note denominations...

cleanbluesky · 20 Feb 2006 at 11:53

Anyone know what these are, or £5 or £10 etc...

No mockney in this thread please

William · 20 Feb 2006 at 11:54

5 bob, 10 bob.

Rotty · 20 Feb 2006 at 11:58

£1 nicker
£5 lady godiva
£10 I have heard called a dead brazillian but don't thinks thats common
£20 a score
£25 pony
£50 bullseye
£100 ton
£500 monkey
£1000 bag ( of sand )
£2000 Archer ( or Jeffrey )
£1 million is a Bernie

Ukadder · 20 Feb 2006 at 11:59

Ten (£10) Speckled Hen "Lend us a Speckled son."

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Ten (pounds) Nigel Benn "Lend us a Nigel."

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Tenner Jim Fenner "Where's that Jim you owe me?"

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Tenner (10 pound note) Louise Wener

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Tenner (10 pound note) Paul Mckenna

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Tenner (10 pound note) Ayrton Senna

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All according to Cockney - English Translator

Borris · 20 Feb 2006 at 11:59

Rotty said:
£10 I have heard called a dead brazillian but don;t thinks thats common

Ayrton Senna

Rotty · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:00

Borris said:
Ayrton Senna

yup

Borris · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:00

£1000 = Gorilla (Two monkeys)

Bubo · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:08

£525 is known as a Piggot. A monkey man riding a pony.

Rotty · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:09

Bubo said:
£525 is known as a Piggot. A monkey man riding a pony.

you just made that up

William · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:10

I know that a Rio Ferdinand is a grand.

Belmit · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:15

You can also use 'a Pavarotti' as a tenor.

Borris · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:16

I suppose Pavarotti, Domingo & Carreras would be £30 then.

Brynn · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:19

Rotty said:
£1 nicker
£5 lady godiva
£10 I have heard called a dead brazillian but don't thinks thats common
£20 a score
£25 pony
£50 bullseye
£100 ton
£500 monkey
£1000 bag ( of sand )
£2000 Archer ( or Jeffrey )
£1 million is a Bernie

You are really verifying the fact that me and Mohinder think you are a gangster

Dont give us concrete shoes please

Rotty · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:21

Brynn said:
You are really verifying the fact that me and Mohinder think you are a gangster

Dont give us concrete shoes please

where did that theory come from ? :eek:

dirtydog · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:22

William said:
5 bob, 10 bob.

A bob is 5 pence

William · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:22

dirtydog said:
A bob is 5 pence

Bloody Southern fairies. :rolleyes:

Brynn · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:28

Rotty said:
where did that theory come from ?

The watches, the car. The fact you are hard enough to wear union jack shorts on holiday.....Please dont make us swim with the fishies

Rotty · 20 Feb 2006 at 12:29

Brynn said:
The watches, the car. The fact you are hard enough to wear union jack shorts on holiday.....Please dont make us swim with the fishies

I shall consult the "family"

JohnnyG · 20 Feb 2006 at 14:23

Others I've heard;

£5 = Jack (of Ives)
£10 = **** (& hen)
£20 = Apple (core - score)
£100 = Long 'un

cleanbluesky · 20 Feb 2006 at 14:26

I thought I said no mockney you Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bull****ers

I've editted the sweary part out, so it should be fine i think

Cockney note denominations...

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