Comedy names thread

Andelusion · 29 Sep 2007 at 22:42

Greenlizard0 said:
O rly!

Trust.

I'm not sure what happened with that sentance by the way, I corrected it once because I left out 'guy' but then obviously overlooked typing 'called' twice

paradigm · 29 Sep 2007 at 22:44

Oh god, I just remembered one of my ex's brother's name!

Nicholas Hoare.

Talk about harsh.

Pumpkinstew · 30 Sep 2007 at 00:01

John Thomas

blighter · 30 Sep 2007 at 00:23

Delboy said:
To give this thread a more international feel:-

Mustafa Bom
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Awan Afuqua
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'Diq
Usuqa M'Diq

I remember a word document circulating a good 5 years ago with those embedded as sound files

Anyone got them by any chance?

They made a member of staff at Gatwick (I think it was Gatwick...) read them out over the tannoy

Jonny69 · 30 Sep 2007 at 00:34

blighter said:
They made a member of staff at Gatwick (I think it was Gatwick...) read them out over the tannoy

I remember that

Sandy Balls

blighter · 30 Sep 2007 at 00:36

Jonny69 said:
I remember that

Sandy Balls

I must have been 8 at the time... the first time I managed to get into my parents email to fake my Habbo Hotel registration... ahhh the old days

DuncyBoy · 30 Sep 2007 at 00:40

We get some corkers at work. Legally you can change your name to whatever you want... and some people do!

Barbie Nirvana

His Holy Ghostship Flying Lightly Through Eternity

Nimeworthy Bansoprune

Jamie Shacquille Xavier Harrison-Jambang

Barry Thunder

Bubo · 30 Sep 2007 at 02:17

G'Kars assistant on Babylon 5 was called F'Koth

bigmouse64 · 30 Sep 2007 at 09:51

Phil McRackin
Mike Tirbanesdirty

PikeyPriest · 30 Sep 2007 at 10:19

There was a girl in my school called

jenny taylor

Angilion · 30 Sep 2007 at 10:27

Jocelyn Mycock.

Real name. I know her. Not a "my neighbour's sister's cousin's neighbour met her in a pub" thing.

Mercutio · 30 Sep 2007 at 10:40

Dwain Pipe.

Im sure its a local legend but theres a large amount of people who SWEAR we had a chap by this name at my secondary school

Nick1881 · 30 Sep 2007 at 10:48

I went to school with an A. Pratt

rayer · 30 Sep 2007 at 10:56

I have a customer called Susan Wanke. I dread phoning up and asking for her because they can sense the immaturity in my voice.

Nitefly · 30 Sep 2007 at 12:51

I've said this on ocuk a few times, but when I worked at kfc there was a man called:

.

.

.

(I'm not joking)

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Ching Chang Chong!

joeconway · 30 Sep 2007 at 12:54

theres someone on my course called Ewa Howe.

Caseh · 30 Sep 2007 at 13:48

A girl my uncle used to go to school with was called: Razz Tazz Bazz.

If i knew why i would laugh, i dont know why and i still laugh.

Sinny · 30 Sep 2007 at 14:47

Girl at school called Robbin Banks and i remember my cousins best friend used to be called Yvonne andrea Licker (maybe liker) but ultimately Yvonne a.licker

Kevin Clark · 30 Sep 2007 at 14:56

Surprised no one's posted the old yearbook one of Ginger Minge

http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993

GuruJockStrap · 30 Sep 2007 at 15:01

Delboy said:
To give this thread a more international feel:-

Mustafa Bom
M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Awan Afuqua
Apul Madeek-Aoud
Yuliqa M'Diq
Usuqa M'Diq

Those are from a sketch Robert De Niro done on Saturday night Live:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OsSjgruaEy8

Lord knows how he managed to keep a straight face!

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