Comedy Scenario

[Dr.EM]

"Look what a beautiful glow it has, it really brings out the green in your eyes"

 

[MikeHunt79]

I've just got back from Pluto

 

[Spyhop]

You try packing an entire planetarium. You have to be ruthless, yeah?

 

[Reality|Bites]

It's an Urn for my dead Dogs ashes.

 

[Cybermyk]

Honestly officers, I asked on the OcUK forum what I needed to take with me to get into the US these days and they assured me I had to have it

 

[Nebzor]

It's actually got sperm inside.

Idiot

You just made me snort my soup with a ridiculously high chilli content from my throat up towards my nose.

I am in so much pain, yet am still laughing.

Shame on you.

 

[pingwing]

"I heard the US was in short supply..."

 

[Monkeynut]

"Atleast Iran don't have it, ey."

 

[Gackt]

"eye, mate! Five for a quid!"

 

[iamdjdz]

"You haven't seen anything." /jedi mind control

 

[Marine Iguana]

Hi I'm the russian exterminator you ordered.

 

[fozter]

"I gotta sell these shares before everyone knows pluto is no longer classed as a planet."

I apologise.

 

[Anim]

'My name is Jack Bauer, im a federal agent, and if i dont get this in to the country thousands of people will die'

 

[THMRK]

"You should see what's in the rest of my luggage...."

 

[Bubo]

"Bugger"

or

"Its alright, its the new Lynx deodarant. Look, I'll spray some on me......No its ok, your armpit is supposed to melt a bit."

 

[Cosimo]

It’s only my wife’s homemade jam, would you like to try some?