Common Showers

Von Smallhausen · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:31

Andy said:
It only a penis, it won't bite!

Indeed, but it does spit.

Nitefly · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:32

I never have a problem getting naked in the showers. As long as you aren't swinging it about doing an erotic dance, nobody cares.

Besides, there is always someone in there with a smaller penis than you. Well, almost always. Ok, not so frequently

The only embarrassing times are where there is a man in there that looks like he could give you a black eye with his penis on demand. We are talking 'elephant man' here. It's like 'jeez, I can still see it when I look at the wall and close my eyes'.

B@Th*nG · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:33

B@

ic1male · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:34

Come on now, chaps. Don't be afraid to admit it - we've ALL checked out other men's todgers in the showers/bogs, etc.

iamdjdz · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:35

Why are there young kids in a gym :confused:

Gilly · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:36

ic1male said:
Come on now, chaps. Don't be afraid to admit it - we've ALL checked out other men's todgers in the showers/bogs, etc.

It's commonly said that the average male sees far more todger in his lifetime than even the most brazen and loose of women.

Greebo · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:37

Gilly said:
It's commonly said that the average male sees far more todger in his lifetime than even the most brazen and loose of women.

You speaking from experience there Gilly

mjer1984 · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:38

I never understood why people get embarrassed about being naked in the changing rooms. I mean its what you are supposed to do so you can get changed. If you where dancing around or something I would find it odd, there are 2 old guys at my gym who stand around naked talking to each other......very weird.

ash_scotland88 · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:41

Gilly said:
It's commonly said that the average male sees far more todger in his lifetime than even the most brazen and loose of women.

well think of all the porn we watch

Gilly · 6 Apr 2009 at 14:43

Greebo said:
You speaking from experience there Gilly

Yes

I've experienced many people saying that - hence it being 'commonly said'

mike5678 · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:17

What happens if you're showering in that shower and you accidently slip and fall over and your penis accidently falls inside someone else, worst case scenario being the child?

Admiral Huddy · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:20

ic1male said:
Come on now, chaps. Don't be afraid to admit it - we've ALL checked out other men's todgers in the showers/bogs, etc.

I have.. just for a second.. but the bloke caught me .. and i've not been able to shake him off since..!!

B@Th*nG · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:21

mike5678 said:
What happens if you're showering in that shower and you accidently slip and fall over and your penis accidently falls inside someone else, worst case scenario being the child?

is your name mike5678 because that's the age you like 'em?

B@

semi-pro waster · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:24

Lysander said:
For a lot of people it is true. They turn the latent distaste and hatred they feel towards their own desires outwards onto others, then it's far more easy to deal with. It's a subconscious thing.

Expressing a dislike for something which is so universally viewed as distasteful (somewhat of an understatement) is not necessarily projectionism. I'm aware of the theory but like a lot of psychology it is almost impossible to prove in any meaningful sense, it's a possible explanation in some cases but to state that people only hate child abusers because they are disgusted by their own feelings would simply not be true.

WoZZeR · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:28

We are way to repressed about nudity in this country. The OP needs to feel less embarrassed and be comfortable with his body.

KrooKedUK · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:28

B@Th*nG said:
is your name mike5678 because that's the age you like 'em?

B@

LOL

Malt_Vinegar · 6 Apr 2009 at 15:44

If anyone complains, give them the Helicopter. Better yet, line up with a buddy and do the Chinook!