1. It is something I can hear stuff through.
2. It is black and orange, which matches nothing I own around my computer area, so will be very noticeable.
3. Women will find me more attractive if I wear this and I will tell them that I work for a secret government agency that is in charge of finding people with "Special Gifts". I will explain that I am fat because that helps to hide my natural buffness and I can blend into the background easier (although it will be tough, as she will obviously have noticed I am wearing headphones with a mic). In truth though, when I was little, I wanted to be Batman (Someone was selling a kids spiderman outfit earlier on my local facebook selling page but it didn't come with the face/head mask and it was for ages 4 - 6 and with me being 43 and referencing my earlier point of being "fat", I feel I would struggle to fit into said outfit. I did ask the seller if they had a Batman outfit (inclusive of mask) for a man aged 43 who is slightly rotund but she hasn't got back to me yet. If you like, you could send me your email address Steve and we could hang out. I will wear the Batman outfit (if the lady has one for sale and it fits a fat 43 year old) and maybe go to your local chippy and see what the battered sausages are like. My local chippies are pretty good but I wouldn't say they are anything special and the same with the chips. I remember in the olden days, you could get a bag of chips for 20p and they were wrapped in newspaper (always tested better with ink over the chips I felt). If we do hang out though Steven, I don't want you to end up stalking me. The last time I had a friend (I was 12), We used to hang out but he would stalk me all the time. I remember being in his house and he was there and when we were in school, he was there as well and we used to get the bus home, as he lived in the same street as me and he was always there. I got kinda scared and called the police but they hung up on me when i told them the story. Don't i's look funny when they are not capitals...Anyways, I am a busy man so I (i) don't have time to fill in a big entry post but hope I win. I probably won't and someone from Stevenage who supports Leyton Orient will win.