Condometric

platypus said:
Because some women don't like the taste whilst performing oral sex. So you need a method to encourage them.
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taste of what? skin? just make sure the bloke has washed surely.
having a woman do oral on a condom, not my idea of enjoyment!
 
-Ad- said:
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Could not agree more. But this device is rubbish, I use my vernier calipers to measure mine, a lot more accurate, but watch the pointy tips :eek:
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Personally I use a laser measuring device.

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Accurate to 1/10 of a millimetre, because every little counts.
 
Tape measure is the way forward.....just make sure that you don't hold the button down and get whiplash on your dong when the measuring tape flys back in...
 
Morba said:
right, why do condoms come flavoured? i see no point!
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Well the woman may not know your sexual history and not want to risk a std. Flavoured is better than the taste of raw latex.

Anyway only insecure men worry about the size of their penis. If you are currious measure it but unless you are abnormally small or large it's not what you have but what you do with it. Only the first two inches of a woman vagina are fitted with nerve endings for pleasure and these respond better to being stretched so girth is a bigger factor if you excuse the pun.

The product is stupid but at least the people selling it have a sense of humour LOL
 
Ascendancy said:
Why would you want a blowjob if you had to wear a condom?
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Because it is better than not getting one? :confused: It's not like modern condoms are 20mm thick.

Unless you think women should just expose themselves to risks of sexual diseases? Oh hang on that happens and sexual diseases are on the rise. :(
 
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