Contradiction in terms

MajorMaccas · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:35

Just thought of this concept yesterday

Basically, just post contradiction in terms, usually only 2-3 words, but you can make as many as you like. NB. This is supposed to be humourous :rolleyes:

Naturally I'll go first:

"Tesco Value" and "Bungee Cord"

"High Voltage" and "Toy"

"Honda Jazz" and "Turbo"

andyp · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:37

"No Recoil" and "AK47"

tres · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:38

"fun" and "this thread"

Mat · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:41

"Dons" and "Lenient"

Raymond Lin · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:57

Microsoft Works.

Trill · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:59

"Subscribe" and "This Thread"

[TW]Fox · 9 Apr 2008 at 13:59

I can never read this threads without filling with rage at annoying posts that are not contradiction in terms, I mean the Honda Jazz one, what?!

Cosimo · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:09

“Politicians” and “Truth”

Richiev4 · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:10

"Up" and "Down"

Sankari · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:22

"Council" and "roadworks".

Mat · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:44

Eh? ^^^

p4radox · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:45

Mat said:
Eh? ^^^

The council's roads don't work?

Gilly · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:47

p4radox said:
The council's roads don't work?

Or no council workers actually do any work

One that has always got me is 'black bright'

TheCrow · 9 Apr 2008 at 14:49

inflammable - always confused me!!!!! Why why why....

Spend_day · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:12

military intelligence
aldi quailty
too infinity and beyond

Sankari · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:14

Gilly said:
Or no council workers actually do any work

That's the one.

Sinque · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:16

"Marraige" - "Sex"

gumbald · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:16

What, like "recorded live"? I might have missed the point here, what's the Jazz one all about.

MajorMaccas · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:21

Jazz is a shopping trolley for grannies, turbo is a high performance engine component found on fast sleek cars for young people. Like "Micra" and "Turbo", or wishful thinking like "Micra" and "Tow Bar"

unwashed potato! · 9 Apr 2008 at 15:24

"Sympathy" and "estate agent"