Contradiction in terms

[Gas Panic!]

That girl over there is pretty ugly.

 

[[TW]Fox]

Jazz is a shopping trolley for grannies, turbo is a high performance engine component found on fast sleek cars for young people.

No it isn't. It's most common application is to make crap slow diesel cars less crap and less slow

 

[Mat]

Rush hour

 

[misterPK]

Jazz is a shopping trolley for grannies, turbo is a high performance engine component found on fast sleek cars for young people. Like "Micra" and "Turbo", or wishful thinking like "Micra" and "Tow Bar"

I am currently sitting opposite the owner of a micra with a tow bar.

PK!

 

[PhillyDee]

"Foolproof and Fireproof" meaning completely the opposite.

 

[Haggisman]

Government organisation

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

Microsoft Works.

made me lol

 

[Gilly]

"Foolproof and Fireproof" meaning completely the opposite.

So plus and minus then?

Hardly a contradiction in terms, merely an antonym.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Why hasn't anyone posted "New and Improved" yet?

 

[Gilly]

Cos it isn't a contradiction, it is a new product because it hasn't been on the market before and is an improvement on the old product.

 

[Bes]

"Solwise" and "Quality"
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17863150

 

[OzyOly]

Microsoft Works.

Got to be a winner.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Cos it isn't a contradiction, it is a new product because it hasn't been on the market before and is an improvement on the old product.

I was expecting that one to be posted, as it has been discussed on here before. I'm also 90% sure it was you (and others) who said the complete opposite to that

 

[PhillyDee]

So plus and minus then?

Hardly a contradiction in terms, merely an antonym.

Agreed, But if fireproof is proof against fire then foolproof is proof against fools surely? Just couldnt think of anything else

 

[Dreadi]

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

 

[thecremeegg]

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

Just about to post that

 

[gillywibble]

Can't think.

 

[Gilly]

I was expecting that one to be posted, as it has been discussed on here before. I'm also 90% sure it was you (and others) who said the complete opposite to that

You lost me. You think I am now disagreeing with what I said previously?

I'd be surprised, I've held this belief for some time

 

[Nitefly]

Female driver.

 

[PhillyDee]

Female driver.

Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnn . . . . . . .