Convince Dad To Let Us Get A Kitten

Trifid · 23 Aug 2006 at 21:54

Meatball said:
Cats leave hairballs everywhere.

None of our 2 do, the oldest one drools though.

They get chucked out if we are gone more than 3 hours so no #2 - or 1's.

matthew_o50 · 23 Aug 2006 at 22:40

Tell your mum just to go and get a kitten. Once your dad sees how cute it is he'll love it. If he's the only one in the house against it then he'll just have to get used to it

I agree with the comments that dogs are better than cats. Give me a puppy any day!

Zefan · 23 Aug 2006 at 22:42

Nix said:
What the hell is that?

It's Tru, spelt finetically.

firstborn · 23 Aug 2006 at 23:16

Castor said:
Tell him kittens reduce the static fields in houses and any audio equip he gets will greatly benefit from it.

...and don't show him this:

Grandmaster Fap! · 24 Aug 2006 at 00:21

firstborn said:
...and don't show him this:

You stappled the kittens to the tv to stop the bass from falling off? Oh the humanity

GSXRMovistar · 24 Aug 2006 at 00:36

Rich_L said:
Or in other words...

No Pussy = No Pussy

Winner, That’s an argument no man wants to deal with.

axe · 24 Aug 2006 at 00:51

i read it as convince dad to let us get a kitchen ... once i got half way down the thread i was like WTF why are people posting pictures of cats .. a few mins later it clicks

manveruppd · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:15

Meatball said:
I agree, dogs are much better, they actually love you.

Yeah but who wants a servile brown-noser like that around?

KizZ · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:26

If you are getting a cat make sure its a tech cat

NokkonWud · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:29

I got a 6 week old kitten yesterday, man it's awesome!

It's only had it's eyes open for 11 days.
I actually cut a nights drinking short so I could go home and play with it. I know, I'm such a wuss

.

manveruppd · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:31

KizZ said:
If you are getting a cat make sure its a tech cat

Someone please dig up the link to that old SETI farm thread....

yhack · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:42

KizZ said:
If you are getting a cat make sure its a tech cat

LOL!
Also on that site:
http://stuffonmycat.com/index.php?catid=2&blogid=1

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Rain Man · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:48

my cat had 5 kittens 8 weeks ago and we've kept one.

Theyre cute as anything but hurt when they climb up your leg!!

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adamofgreyskull · 24 Aug 2006 at 01:56

Bezinator said:
My mums wants a kitten and has done for a while, and my dads just plain NO without really explaining. He also gets everything like a new car, new sat nav system and new cd player for the car.

All my mum gets its a bucket of ironing...

Anything you lot can think of to let my mum get one??

Ta,
B

He'll most likely be the one feeding it in the morning. And the one who's up late at night when he hears a pained mewling from outside. And the one who has to take it to the vet with a skeleton in little kitty pieces which can never be repaired, before telling his family that no, the vet couldn't put kitty together again.

The last cat we had died 5 years ago. My mum finally got her way and got another kitten last august but It'll be my dad who has the responsibility of taking it to the vet if it ever has an accident.

I don't want to presume anything about your family but perhaps it'll be you dad who has to do all the dirty jobs.

Or maybe he just doesn't want another cat poo-ing all over his garden.

manveruppd · 24 Aug 2006 at 02:22

Damn you all, I think I had a cutegasm!

squiffy · 24 Aug 2006 at 12:06

Rain Man said:
my cat had 5 kittens 8 weeks ago and we've kept one.

Theyre cute as anything but hurt when they climb up your leg!!

leet toaster reflection action

I want that one.

MNuTz · 24 Aug 2006 at 13:19

Well we've had our cat for several years now, only sociable with the g/f unless she wants something and has taking to crapping either in the bathroom or the front room under the window.

Your dad sounds a lot like the g/fs dad, you could be watching something on TV and he would walk in and say "Our tv doesnt get this" and turn it over, usually god damn Star Trek and then fall asleep! Hate people like that!

Anyway, its simple, you buy one for your mum as a present!

Your dad has no say in it then!

Eliot · 24 Aug 2006 at 14:12

danza said:
My cats eat Tesco Kitten biscuit thingies. They do the job as good as most of the other 'top' brands, and I doubt they cost more than a couple of hundred quid to feed per year.

Cats generally cost less to run than dogs, too.

lol i love the way you talk about cats like there vehicles

Morba · 24 Aug 2006 at 14:19

dont get cats, get a nice dog.