Cooking a steak.

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Most men love steak. If you're a vegetarian or someone who simply does not like steak; this thread is not for you.

This afternoon I'm cooking a nice slab of sirloin steak. I don't know how many ounces as I threw the packaging away this morning, but I would guess at 8oz.

So how do you cook steak? Well, it's easy. You really can't go wrong with basic steak. Technically you can have it raw so you only really need to worry about cooking it too much.
You take it out of the fridge, slap it in a hot pan and cook away for 2-4 minutes, flipping it over now and again. Whack on a plate, eat.

As nice as that steak will taste, it is not going to be as nice as properly prepared and cooked steak. So, how is that done you may ask? Simply follow the steps below and be on your way to succulent, juicy, flavour packed steaks:

First of all, the steak itself is very important. The cheap cuts from Aldi are only going to taste mediocre regardless of what chef cooks them, and the £15 rib-eye beauties you can get are also overpriced for what they essentially are.

A good sirloin or rib-eye from Sainsbury's is what you need.

Next comes preparation. One of the most important things that you need to do during preparing the steak is also the easiest thing. You do absolutely nothing. That's right. Take the steak out of the fridge, place it on a plate and just leave it.

Why? When the steak is first taken out of the fridge, it's very very cold - right through to the centre of the meat. By immediately cooking a freezing cold steak you're trying to heat up an entire piece of meat quickly. The heat is applied on the outside and slowly works its way through the meat and by time the middle is cooked, the outside will be overcooked, even burnt in places.

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So, by leaving it out for 15-20 minutes the steak will rise up to room temperature, or not far off. Don't wait for the steak to be warm to the touch, the steak can still be cool when it goes in the pan, just not freezing cold.

Once you've done that, tis seasoning time baby!

Seasoning the steak is very important for flavour and texture. It can be skipped if you wish, but you do indeed miss out on a better flavoured steak.

The most common steak seasoning is salt and pepper and a dash of olive oil. The oil serves two purposes, to flavour the steak and to help it cook rather than simply dry out. You can use butter instead of oil, but oil is more healthy and won't spatter.

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Note: Put your frying pan on the heat whilst you season the steak.

Simply season the steak on both sides with the salt and pepper. How much you put on is up to you and the kind of pepper you have. Then you drizzle the oil over the steak, not much is required, about a tablespoon.

Then mop the oil and seasoning up with both sides of the steak until each side is seasoned and oiled nicely. Aim for this:

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Cooking time.

Hot pan. Very important. The pan needs to be hot. Not just hot, but really hot. This is why I told you to heat the pan up a few minutes ago whilst seasoning. The pan should be very hot by now but do a quick check is to see if any light smoke is rising off the pan. This is an indication of anything left over on the pan from last time, dregs of oil and tiny bits of grease are being burnt off into the air. Anyway, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know a pan is hot, but make sure it's really hot, otherwise the steak won't cook as well as you might think.

Place the steak onto the pan. You should hear an instant hiss as the hot surface meets your steak, if not, or if it's a very very quiet sizzle, you've not got the pan hot enough.

Depending on how you like your steak cooked is how long you leave it in for. I like mine medium rare, and cook it two minutes either side.

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All cooked? Great, place it on a plate and smell that baby.

Final step, as equally as important as the first. Leave the steak alone for a few minutes. Let the meat rest. When a steak is cooked, the meat tenses up and goes quite tough, when the heat subsides the meat slowly relaxes and goes tender. If you dig in too quick you'll be eating the steak whilst it's still tense.

After a few minutes, eat. Real men will generally eat it as it is, but you can have many things with steak if you wish. Salad, fried egg, onion rings, jacket potato etc.

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Enjoy
 
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You know, I quite fancy a steak now.

Im editing to add - the tastiest steak is considered to be the ribeye, thanks to the fat attached to it, would I be right in saying that?
 
Good man, quality thread \o/ As the guy above said, one of those roasting hot marble jobbies, a slab of meat and some other bits and bobs are great fun. Yet the few places I've done it you have to wear a bib :D
 
Kol said:
Good man, quality thread \o/ As the guy above said, one of those roasting hot marble jobbies, a slab of meat and some other bits and bobs are great fun. Yet the few places I've done it you have to wear a bib :D

No bib at Pistenklause :)
 
Damn, well, I don't suppose you have to wear it, though oddly I did quite enjoy it :(
 
Not trying to pick fault iCraig, but I'd have really liked to see the meat when you cut into it. Just so I can get an idea of how well cooked the meat will be, after four minutes of cooking.
 
OcUK manlyness levels are temporarily restored until the next "I'm a gay, is this gay", "I'm a gay and can't work relationships" or "Spec me a gay thing" thread.
 
InwardSinging said:
You know, I quite fancy a steak now.

Im editing to add - the tastiest steak is considered to be the ribeye, thanks to the fat attached to it, would I be right in saying that?

Well it's personal choice, but Ribeye is very tasty due to the marbling of the fat through the meat. The fat melts and flavours the meat whilst it cooks, keeping it tender.
 
Dude WTF??? the only way to cook a steak is to bbq it;)...simple as that. Only then will you get the full flavour of a big fat juicy steak. Frying it in a pan is just not on tbh, i hope u suffer in hell for making a mockery of steaks:p.

Seriously though i suppose with the weather we been having lately, its not exactly BBQ weather but really if you want a decent cooked and tasting steak then BBQ is the only way.

BTW Filet Mignon aka Tenderloin is also quite nice, if you can get your hands on a nice slab of it. Sirloin is good too but i prefer filet mignon steaks....steaks that literally melt in your mouth :D.

Anyways looks good, cant wait till i get back to Canada for my summer hols so that i can have some proper prime Canadian beef for a change and yes it will be halal...as i go to the abbatoir, near my house in Canada and kill the cow myself :).
 
Jesus H, does everyone have to make a blog of what they cook now. If you can't cook a steak you may as well eat them bloody rustler burgers.
 
InwardSinging said:
Im editing to add - the tastiest steak is considered to be the ribeye, thanks to the fat attached to it, would I be right in saying that?
I'd disagree because of the fat. My favourite steak is fillet steak followed by sirloin. I'm hungry now :p
 
dannyjo22 said:
Jesus H, does everyone have to make a blog of what they cook now. If you can't cook a steak you may as well eat them bloody rustler burgers.

Makes a change form threads asking what it means when a girl calls you petit pois, or other such relationship threads.
 
dannyjo22 said:
Jesus H, does everyone have to make a blog of what they cook now. If you can't cook a steak you may as well eat them bloody rustler burgers.
some people struggle to cook omelattes :p if you dont like it go n read some of the other spam and dribble in GD
 
Phnom_Penh said:
WTF? that just ruins it. Hot plate's the way to go.


No chance fella, theres a big fat difference and quite a tasty one between a hot plate fried steak and one thats been bbq'd. I suggest you head down to a proper steakhouse place and try one...and i dont mean Aberdeen steakhouse or whatever those shoddy places are called now:p.
 
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