Cooking with dannyjo22

[Zefan]

You'll pay.

When you wake up in a dark room tied to a chair with that music playing on repeat being kept alive intravenously you know who your captor is

 

[divine`]

Fine point taken, no more cooking threads from me. Had some pretty good ones lined up too.

Don't do that, you almost helped me get laid a little while back.

More cooking threads!

 

[glitch]

But Steak, Scrambled egg and then taking pictures doing it WTF

If someone can't cook a steak, they need instructions for a cup of tea.

I completely disagree with you there. People need to know how to cook food properly. Unless I've missed something in that steak thread there wasn't a single post about a foolproof method to test how cooked a steak is.

With regard to recipes, maybe someone should offer to compile an OcUK cookbook?

 

[the-void]

I completely disagree with you there. People need to know how to cook food properly.

The easiest way to cook meat is to dig a large pit in the garden. Fill it with coals and wood. Set fire to it. Once all the large flames have died down, throw whatever carcass you have on it. Just throw the animal on whole, you can leave the seasoning until later. Give it about 5 hours. Throw on some more wood if you think it needs it. The best way to check if its still done is to poke its guts with a large stick.

Once its done, Skin and serve immediately with some delicious roots, nuts and seeds. Followed by some seasonal fruit if available.

Welcome to my basic Daily Roast from my up and coming book "hunter-gatherer for the busy suburbanite"