Corrupt-a-Wish!

[The_blue]

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another forum, and knowing how evil you lot are i thought you'd like it.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.


I wish i could fly!

 

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I wish I was a ruler of my own Bannana Republic

Granted but bannanas go bad, locals uprise and stone you to death!


I wish all my threads were so popular!

 

[The_blue]

I wish I could see the future.

Granted but all you see is your own death and you spend the rest of your days waiting for it.


I wish i was on holiday!

 

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I wish for world peace.

Granted but it was charted wrong and everyone got world peas.


I wish McDonalds burgers looked like the ones in the adverts.

 

[The_blue]

Granted but you are now allergic to cheese

I wish for newcastle to win the premier league

Granted but it's the knitting league.



I wish i could just let this thread die!!

 

[The_blue]

Granted but now you dont get any vitamin D at all and die of ... lack of vitamin d...

I wish I could invent something revolutionary

Granted! You invent a machine that does your job, you get the sack and no payout cos the machine stiches you up.



I wish i could Scuba dive every day.

 

[The_blue]

Granted but now I have so much free time because I lost my job ( ), I come along and steal all your other stuff when your diving...

I wish I had uber job security...

Granted! welcome to McDonalds drive through!!



I wish something bad would hapen to me!