Corrupt-a-Wish!

The_blue · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:30

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another forum, and knowing how evil you lot are i thought you'd like it.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish i could fly!

iCraig · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:31

Granted, but only during thunderstorms.

I wish to be invisible at the click of a finger.

Spacky · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:32

iCraig said:
Granted, but only during thunderstorms.

I wish to be invisible at the click of a finger.

Wish granted except you have no thumbs.

I wish I had all the hottest ladies in the world.

VaderDSL · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:32

iCraig said:
Granted, but only during thunderstorms.

I wish to be invisible at the click of a finger.

not your finger.

I wish to be a pilot

Jongo · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:32

i wish that my wish had no concequences, so i wish i was superman

iCraig · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:33

Jongo said:
i wish that my wish had no concequences, so i wish i was superman

Granted.. but whats that in your pocket? KRYPTONITE..

Scuzi · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:33

EDIT: Balls to it, I was too slow.

iCraig · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:34

Scuzi said:
EDIT: Balls to it, I was too slow.

Wish granted, you now have much faster balls.

badgermonkey · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:37

Spacky said:
Wish granted except you have no thumbs.

I wish I had all the hottest ladies in the world.

Granted, except you get them in 50 years time

I wish i could climb anything (spiderman style)

SiriusB · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:39

iCraig said:
Wish granted, you now have much faster balls.

Granted but now they are much much smaller. And hairier [what a word

]

I wish I never looked at this thread.

SiriusB

dafloppyone · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:40

granted but you have to read the past 100 years of the times

kicks66 · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:42

i wish this thread would die before it gets crap

Arsey · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:42

i wish i was a punk rocker

dafloppyone · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:43

granted but you get busted for drug abuse

Le_Petit_Lapin · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:53

You're supposed to make a wish AFTER you ruin the wish of the poster above you!

:rolleyes:

Ahem....anyway:

I wish I could magic up a fully taxed and insured Austin Martin DB9 just by thinking about it.

kicks66 · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:53

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You're supposed to make a wish AFTER you ruin the wish of the poster above you!

ok, but no one will obey your rule....

die thread, die

BillytheImpaler · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:55

Your wish is granted and the thread is dead but it comes back to life as a thread-zombie and eats your brains.

I wish I could eat a 5-gallon bucket of mayonnaise in one sitting.

alexakasloth · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:55

BillytheImpaler said:
Your wish is granted and the thread is dead but it comes back to life as a thread-zombie and eats your brains.

I wish I could eat a 5-gallon bucket of mayonnaise in one sitting.

Granted! But then the mayonnaise eats you!

I wish I was rich!

iCraig · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:57

kicks66 said:
ok, but no one will obey your rule....

die thread, die

People are already 'obeying' his rule.

Also, you do realise every time you post wanting the thread to end, you are bumping it up to the top of the page. So why don't you just go away.

Jongo · 28 Jul 2006 at 16:57

Arsey said:
i wish i was a punk rocker

but u have flowers coming out of your hair, and eyes

Corrupt-a-Wish!

Man of Honour