Cos everyone else is doing it, another girl thread!!

Take her for a drink, and if you get on then great, hunky dory. if you find you have nothing much to say to her, take her the movies!!
 
Even if I don't fancy someone I can keep conversation up for them for 3 or 4 hours.

You know nothing about each other (hopefully, given that its a blind date) so you have plenty to talk about. Ask questions, listen to the replies...
 
ElRazur said:
Movies? that way u get to sit in the dark and think of all diabolical acts you wanna do to her. :D :eek:
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I still don't know what happens in the first harry potter film...

*n
 
penski said:
I still don't know what happens in the first harry potter film...

*n
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Dont worry i will send you a copy, just dont have the same girl next to you again........Hold on Good you didnt see it, was rubbish any way.
 
Chris [BEANS] said:
I am disturbed to be in such company frankly!!!



/Calls 118118 for the times of Ice Age 2 and a local Rohipnol supplier..............
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Nah, wrong movie. The perfect plan need a perfect movie. Ice age 2 has plenty of "Bright and white" background, i think you know what that means, try something based on a night scene like a horror movie or something.
One last thing sit at the corner back row....nuff said :D
 
I'd say don't forget the bag full of tins of beans but going by your name you know that trick already ;)
 
ElRazur said:
Nah, wrong movie. The perfect plan need a perfect movie. Ice age 2 has plenty of "Bright and white" background, i think you know what that means, try something based on a night scene like a horror movie or something.
One last thing sit at the corner back row....nuff said :D
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You think about this stuff otften, don't you!! :eek:
 
High five her forehead with a sp....

Oh, wait, that was the other thread...

No seriously though, do you have to see the girl after tommorow if it all goes wrong? Coz if you don't, what does it matter if it's rubbish?
 
Gilly said:
Oh, and if it isn't going well, punch her in the ovaries.
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Hmm assault, GBH, attemted murder/murder of her unborn/unconceived child, attempted rape.......I will think of more to add.
 
Set up an alarm on your mobile to go off 1 hour into the date. Make sure the alarm signal is your ringtone. If the date is going badly you can give her the old 'What? Really? Now? Okay then' I've got to go into work urgently/my mate is sick/ the dog has broken out of the house and is eating the neighbours prize marrows excuse.

If the date is going well you can say 'Sorry, can't talk to you right now im just with a gorgeous young lady' and watch her melt like putty in your hands :)
 
ElRazur said:
Hmm assault, GBH, attemted murder/murder of her unborn/unconceived child, attempted rape.......I will think of more to add.
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I thought you were the man, have you never tried it? They love it.
 
Youstolemyname said:
Set up an alarm on your mobile to go off 1 hour into the date. Make sure the alarm signal is your ringtone. If the date is going badly you can give her the old 'What? Really? Now? Okay then' I've got to go into work urgently/my mate is sick/ the dog has broken out of the house and is eating the neighbours prize marrows excuse.

If the date is going well you can say 'Sorry, can't talk to you right now im just with a gorgeous young lady' and watch her melt like putty in your hands :)
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This guy is gay!! :o
























Just messing man, i like that. Did it before only for the girl ask to see my phone as she's heard of this kinda trick before. :D
 
Well i'm meeting this girl at about 8:30, so if i take any of your suggestions on board i'll either be posting back here at about 9 to tell you why it went so horribly wrong, or posting back here in about 5 years after i'm released from prison!!!!
 
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