Cos everyone else is doing it, another girl thread!!

Burnsy2023 · 16 Apr 2006 at 11:26

Gilly said:
I thought you were the man, have you never tried it? They love it.

Just out of interest, how often does that trick work for you Gilly?

Burnsy

Youstolemyname · 16 Apr 2006 at 11:32

ElRazur said:
This guy is gay!! : i like that.

Corrected for you

Now giz a cuddle big boy

ElRazur · 16 Apr 2006 at 11:33

Chris [BEANS] said:
Well i'm meeting this girl at about 8:30, so if i take any of your suggestions on board i'll either be posting back here at about 9 to tell you why it went so horribly wrong, or posting back here in about 5 years after i'm released from prison!!!!

Use mine and you will get laid - aint that the primary mission of all bloke?
Seriously Shave (you dont wanna look like a hobo), Antiperspirant if you have to, Mouthspray if you smoke (apparenly ladies dont like a stinking mouth), Oh iron you shirt and trouser, Clean your shoes (says a lot about you), Comb and grease...sorry gel you hair if needed, if you are driving and wanna make an impression with you p&J give it a quik wash, Be yourself and have fun.

ElRazur · 16 Apr 2006 at 11:33

Youstolemyname said:
Corrected for you Now giz a cuddle big boy

I hate you.

Gilly · 16 Apr 2006 at 12:36

burnsy2023 said:
Just out of interest, how often does that trick work for you Gilly?

Burnsy

Once or twice a week if my animal magnetism hasn't worked by the end of the night anyway.

I don't get to try it often

Roberta · 16 Apr 2006 at 12:40

Gilly said:
I thought you were the man, have you never tried it? They love it.

I much prefer it when they stab me in the knockers.

Really gets me going that does.

Gilly · 16 Apr 2006 at 12:41

Roberta said:
I much prefer it when they stab me in the knockers.

Really gets me going that does.

Yeah but thats really a ten-to-two desperation move.

Roberta · 16 Apr 2006 at 12:46

Gilly said:
Yeah but thats really a ten-to-two desperation move.

It's the desperation in their eyes that really turns me on.

Oh god.

/Jarvis from Mary Whitehouse Experience

Chris [BEANS] · 16 Apr 2006 at 12:59

Roberta said:
I much prefer it when they stab me in the knockers.

Really gets me going that does.

Noted

So now i've got options, cheers guys

If it goes a bit off course i can drug her, punch her in the ovaires, call myself with an excuse to leave and if time is jogging on and i really want to get laid i should stab her in the knockers...............

Why did i never turn to an internet forum for advise before??? I would have never been in this position in the first place!!!!

Gilly · 16 Apr 2006 at 13:01

Conrad11 · 16 Apr 2006 at 13:50

MeatLoaf said:
if you find you have nothing much to say to her, take her the movies!!

Say your going to the bog, or going to buy some popcorn, and run off!

Aruffell · 16 Apr 2006 at 14:25

Chris [BEANS] said:
Got my first date in about 6 years tomorrow!!
Worse still it's a blind date

Long story short, was with the mother of my daughter for all of two weeks, split up because she was as mad as a box of frogs, she tells me a couple of weeks later that she's pregnant, i tell her OK, can't be together but i'll stick by you during the pregnancy, won't see anyone else and i ended up doing that until about a year after my daughter was born.

Then I met the Ex, she was fantastic, we were very happy for 4 and a bit years, then all of a sudden it started going wrong and went from fantastic to finished in the space of about two months.

Loads of crying, sulking, drinking, blah, blah, blah, followed.

Feeling better about stuff now and i've been set up on a date with a young lady tomorrow.

(all that was to justify why it's my first date in 6 years by the way!!)

My question is this..................

Obviously be yourself, ask questions, and if there is any kind of spark the conversation will flow and all will be good.

But what if there is no spark? what if there's nothing there, we're not going to see each other again but now you've got a couple of hours to kill??

Suggestions??

Ask her questions, sound interested in her life, dont blag on about yours, make a few jokes etc...

Andy

ScoobyDoo · 16 Apr 2006 at 14:32

Chris [BEANS] said:
Got my first date in about 6 years tomorrow!!
Worse still it's a blind date

Long story short, was with the mother of my daughter for all of two weeks, split up because she was as mad as a box of frogs, she tells me a couple of weeks later that she's pregnant, i tell her OK, can't be together but i'll stick by you during the pregnancy, won't see anyone else and i ended up doing that until about a year after my daughter was born.

Then I met the Ex, she was fantastic, we were very happy for 4 and a bit years, then all of a sudden it started going wrong and went from fantastic to finished in the space of about two months.

Loads of crying, sulking, drinking, blah, blah, blah, followed.

Feeling better about stuff now and i've been set up on a date with a young lady tomorrow.

(all that was to justify why it's my first date in 6 years by the way!!)

My question is this..................

Obviously be yourself, ask questions, and if there is any kind of spark the conversation will flow and all will be good.

But what if there is no spark? what if there's nothing there, we're not going to see each other again but now you've got a couple of hours to kill??

Suggestions??

The best advice i can give is be Yourself.

If its meant to be right then it will be.

Had my 1st date in 4yrs (after marriage split) 2 months ago,, was just myself, got on really well and still going strong now