Could you hack prison?

Van Hellseek · 24 May 2008 at 17:46

Lets say you were on an extremely drunken night out and did something uncharacteristic which landed you in court, and the judge decided to make an example out you and sent you down (lets say for the sake of argument for 8-12 weeks or so) do you reckon you'd be able to cope?

And for those who have already been inside, or have friends/relatives who have, then - tips?

And no, I'm not in trouble with the law, but I've often wondered how I would cope in such a situation.

Beerbaron · 24 May 2008 at 17:47

depends what type of prison they sent you to.

Biohazard · 24 May 2008 at 17:47

Best tip ever, keep your kettle boiled as often as possible.

4p · 24 May 2008 at 17:48

Know quite a few people who have been in prison

Don't let anyone walk all over you was the advice given...

Van Hellseek · 24 May 2008 at 17:48

Thorpy said:
Don't let anyone walk all over you was the advice given...

And how exactly do you do that without fighting? :confused:

shauncr91 · 24 May 2008 at 17:48

Easily, since they have accommodation comparable to Butlins

4p · 24 May 2008 at 17:49

seek said:
And how exactly do you do that without fighting?

Van Hellseek · 24 May 2008 at 17:50

shauncr91 said:
Easily, since they have accommodation comparable to Butlins

Except it would be rammed full of big 'gangsta' chavs who want to eat your face.

Duke · 24 May 2008 at 17:50

shauncr91 said:
Easily, since they have accommodation comparable to Butlins

In that case, no I couldn't cope :eek:

uknowist · 24 May 2008 at 17:50

Just remember to keep your back up against the wall and dont pick up the soap, its bad for you, and dont be no ones bitch

fat-600 · 24 May 2008 at 17:51

No i dont think so...

my brother on the other hand has spent more time inside then outside :rolleyes:

shauncr91 · 24 May 2008 at 17:51

seek said:
Except it would be rammed full of big 'gangsta' chavs who want to eat your face.

Isnt that pretty much Butlins anyway?

Caseh · 24 May 2008 at 17:51

I dont think anyone can say if they could cope or not, until actually being in.

Marky · 24 May 2008 at 17:51

I think the best advice would be to take up smoking and bring a hell load of cigerettes inside with you and hand them out every so often

4p · 24 May 2008 at 17:52

lol ya

Tefal · 24 May 2008 at 17:53

seek said:
Except it would be rammed full of big 'gangsta' chavs who want to eat your face.

So a better quality of resident than butlins?

Van Hellseek · 24 May 2008 at 17:55

Moses99p said:
Just don't be the weak one, don't be the whipping boy, man up basically \o/

Easy to say in a forum post...

4p · 24 May 2008 at 17:56

Go inside, pump a pot load of weights and pummel somebodies face into the floor.

I think thats the only viable way to not get rimmed.

bsoltan · 24 May 2008 at 17:58

Keep yourself to yourself. If anyone gets too close give them a punch in the ovaries.

Sorted.

pitchfork · 24 May 2008 at 17:58

Go in, do the bird, come out.
You do the crime you earn the punishment, it's jail because it's supposed to be punishing. Unfortunately people want more rights for prisoners, comfy beds, bigger tvs, sky tv, proper toilets.

They deserve as little taxpayers money as possible and to be degraded as much as posssible, if you end up in jail, you are there to be punished, first and foremost.