Couple of Computing Jokes

[int]

i guess i flopped

tera-flopped

 

[J.B]

tera-flopped

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[MarcLister]

Susan Boyle winning miss universe
Heather mills and Stephen hawking winning the marathon
Maddie being given away by her father at her wedding

Carlsberg don't do miracles.....

tera-flopped

I think we're into zetta or yotta-flop territory now.

 

[AGD]

Poor, IDE rate that a C++.

 

[Lightnix]

Why wasn't the Pentium good in toilet flushing systems? It couldn't handle the floating points.

 

[something daft already!!]

Really very poor indeed. Besides men of "proper" science do not and should not have theoistic beliefs.

 

[platypus]

Like most people with Attention Deficit Disorder my age

 

[xarr]

Shamelessly stolen from b3ta, but needs must

I once dated a lady who worked for Audi and loved Chinese food. When it came to sex she liked nothing better than to strap springs to her knees and elbows and bounce around on all fours with a duck pancake in her mouth. We used to have the most explosive orgasms that way; she said it was all down to the “Four spring duck technique”.




I'll get my coat...

 

[V4NT0M]

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