Crap jokes that people think are funny

What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!



Stevie Wonder answering the iron
 
Lysander said:
Shouldn't that be no-eyed deer? Or No-eye deer?
Hmph.
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Hmm. Go one way or the other. As it stands "No I deer" makes no sense at all. No idea or no-eyed dear.

When some people tell crap jokes in a crap way, they're even crapper. :p
 
It's what do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer

What's do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No eye-deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no ears?
anything you like, it can't hear you.
 
p4radox said:
Hmm. Go one way or the other. As it stands "No I deer" makes no sense at all. No idea or no-eyed dear.

When some people tell crap jokes in a crap way, they're even crapper. :p
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Anyway, it should be "One-eyed deer".

Another one for the Scots...

What do you call a man with spots on his head?





Rasheed. :D
 
What's the difference between a woman and a postage stamp?

One's a female and the other is a mail fee



Two prostitutes are stood at a street corner and the first woman says

"I think it's going to be a busy night, i can smell **** in the air!"

To which the second replies

"Sorry i think i just burped!"
 
What's yellow and infinitely differentiable?
A bananalytic function.

two cats sitting on a roof, which falls off first?
the one with the smallest mew.

what do you call an occupied restroom in an airplane?
a hypotenuse

Definition of a polynomial: a very hungry parrot.

What happened to the parrot? Polynomial. Polygon.
 
Loki said:
Blind man walks into Tesco and picks up his golden labrador by the leash and swings him round his head. The store manager comes over and asks what the blind man is doing

"Having a look round"
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LOL :p


And now for the best joke...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?

































Get in the Batmobile Robin.

LOL
 
Did you hear about the man with no legs?
He got kicked off the bus for standing on the seats.


What do you call a leper in a bath?
Stu.


What happens if you wear Russian pants?
Chernobyl Fallout.


What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.


What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.


Who is the coolest person in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy.


What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.


How do you know if your cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
 
Mohinder said:
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Kit Kat

You can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat
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i was going to call you up for the essex joke then realised we both live in the same town:O
 
This is actually the best joke thread I've ever seen on OcUK!!!

Except for the MASSIVE story about the snake in the desert.... i.e "Better Nate than Lever".... hehehehe
 
Who is the coolest person in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy.
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hahahaha!


How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi' Jammin'

What does Bob Marley say when he offers you one?

I hope you like Jammin' too

:D :D
 
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