Craziest thing you have EVER done ???

Got high, in the Sahara Desert, in the middle of the night. Most scared I've ever been in my entire life!
 
Cambofrog said:
What?
Getting high in the middle of the Sahara desert sounds pretty good :confused:
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depends if its a "cool guys we're in the sahara lets get high" job or a


"oh god I'm lost in the sahara with no water, no food, and a hideous foot infection"


kindda thing.
 
Ben M said:
How high were you? Were you perhaps up a 6.25ft bridge over a river? And did you then jump?
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LoL no. I fell off an invisible sand dune and woke up underneath my tent :/
Tefal said:
depends if its a "cool guys we're in the sahara lets get high" job or a


"oh god I'm lost in the sahara with no water, no food, and a hideous foot infection"


kindda thing.
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More of the latter. No sense of time or scale, PITCH black, stars causing dizzyness, talking camels
 
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ryangiggs said:
This is really bad - please don't judge me...

We were really dunk at a friends 30th brithday a couple of years ago. We all piled back to his house with his family. It was very early in the morning and my mate had gone to bed and there were just a few friends left. Anyway, my mates Nan had passed out in her chair after having one Sherry too many.

One of my other mates thought it was funny if one of us "teabagged" her. It took a while, but I'd managed to postition myself just above her mouth (her head was tilted back) and started to go "way-hay!", "whoo-hoo!" as I was squatting up and down, in a "couplied down having a poo outside" sort of pose, teabagging my mates Gran. :)

You can imagine, the friends and I were absoutely wetting ourselves as this was the funniest thing ever, albeit a little extreme. As I looked up I was met with the flash of a cameraphone, which made me panic. I totally lost my footing and fell backwards off the back of Granny chair as she started to stir!!! :eek:

I woke up in hospital several hours later, having had 15 stitches in a head wound. I'd been knocked out after hitting the sideboard behind Grannys chair...the friend whos birthday it was was there and really concerned about my wellbeing. 2 of my other friends were just sat there trying not to laugh like little girls. When my friend asked me what had happened, I said I couldnt remember. I felt so terrible/guilty/ashamed.

Thing is, I'm not 18 years old, I'm 34 and I'm a Consultant. Everyday I cringe because I know there is a photo out there of me Teabagging my mates Gran, and suprise suprise, nobody ever owned up to taking it and its never been offered upto me. Its just not talked about :D
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OMG LOL, CRIKEY.
 
standing to close to a jaguar whilst somone was clearing the air brake
almost got my leg chopped off by the fan blades breaking off int othe ground

brown pants moment

2nd would probably be asking somone (whom i did not know was muslim!) if he wanted a bacon sarnie... oops!
 
Various things that got me within an inch of long prison sentences. Then doing them all again.

.. Finally realised I should probably sort my life out.
 
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