CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : CERA HARDER

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CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : MICHAEL CERA EDITION [EPISODE 1]

HELLO ADVENTURER.

MICHAEL CERA HAS TO SAVE CHRISTMAS AND ONLY YOU CAN HELP HIM.

MICHAEL HAS WOKEN UP IN A DARK ROOM WITH LITTLE IDEA OF WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE MUST DO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL SMILES IN TO THE FEDORA.

IT IS TOO BIG FOR HIM BUT COULD PROVE USEFUL LATER IN HIS ADVENTURE.

HIS MOOD REMAINS CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ALTHOUGH HE IS STILL IN A DARK ROOM.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED A LIGHT SWITCH!

TURNING ON THE LIGHT HAS ALLOWED HIM TO PUT THE OVERSIZED FEDORA ON HIS HEAD, NULLIFYING THE BENEFIT SUCH AS IT WAS. THE LIGHT IS NOT VERY BRIGHT.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED ANIME.

HIS MOOD WORSENS.

IN BETTER NEWS, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS OUTSIDE THE SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM. THIS PERSON HAS SAID, 'HELLO.' COULD THIS LEAD TO A STEP CHANGE IN MICHAEL'S ADVENTURE?

PROBABLY NOT.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

"SHOULD I REQUEST HELP?" PONDERS MICHAEL, HIS MOOD BECOMING INQUISITIVE.

PERHAPS REQUESTING HELP FROM THE STRANGER COULD PROVE HELPFUL, HE THINKS.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL'S REQUEST FOR HELP IN ENJOYING REDDIT ENSURED THE STRANGER FLED.

MICHAEL HAD MADE A POOR DECISION.

PERHAPS IF HE WEREN'T SUCH AN ASSHAT IN FUTURE HE'D FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM AND CARRY ON WITH HIS ADVENTURE, SAVING CHRISTMAS AS HE WENT!

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED THE ORANGE FLAVOURED PICKLE!

HIS MOOD HAS IMPROVED AND HIS FEDORA IS NOW PERCHED PROUDLY ATOP HIS HEAD.

MICHAEL HAS GAINED 3 XP AND +1 INT (MLP BONUS) FOR HIS FEDORA. ESCAPING A SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM SHOULD PROVE NO HURDLE FOR HIM NOW!

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL DECIDES - CORRECTLY - TO GO NORTH. HE RUNS.

A DOOR APPEARS. WHY IS THE PICKLE STILL THE SAME SIZE, HE WONDERS? THE LIGHT FITTING ALSO LOOKS UNCHANGED.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL LOOKS AT THE DOOR.

THERE IS NO MANCHILD TO SMILE AT RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL PUTS THE ORANGE PICKLE IN HIS MOUTH.

THIS DOESN'T GO AS WELL AS EXPECTED.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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"IF ONLY I'D DONE THIS SOONER,' THINKS MICHAEL AS HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD, JESUS CHRIST.

MICHAEL'S MOOD HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY BUT CAN HE STILL SAVE CHRISTMAS?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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"I SHOULD LOOK NORTH, HAVING RUN NORTH ALREADY AND EVERYTHING," MICHAEL THINKS.

"WHY CAN I SEE MYSELF? IS THIS REALLY HOW ONE SAVES CHRISTMAS? IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO SUGGEST HELPFUL IDEAS ..."

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL THINKS ABOUT THINGS.

IS IT REALLY IMPORTANT THAT HE SAVES CHRISTMAS? REALLY?

SHOULD HE DISCOVER SMILE, ENJOY SMILE, WELP?

MICHAEL SMILES, ENJOYINGLY, AND WELPS.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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HAVING GONE NORTH MICHAEL HAS BEEN UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO FIND A MANCHILD.

OH GOD, HE'S MLP SECT (RATING: HARDCORE) AND IS NOT WEARING HIS FEDORA. A TRUE PRO, OUT IN THE WILD.

"I NEED SOME HELP, HELP TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!" YELLS MICHAEL.

"WOULD IT BE EASIER FOR YOU TO HELP ME IF I RAN ALONGSIDE YOU?" ADDS MICHAEL, RUNNING ALONGSIDE HIM.

MICHAEL'S MOOD HAS CHANGED EVEN WITH HIS IMMINENT LEVEL UP AND NEW COMMAND STRUCTURE LOOMING IN 2 CHARACTER TURNS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL SMILES AT THE MANCHILD BUT STALLS OVER EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY.

PERHAPS COMMANDS COULD BE USEFUL, MICHAEL THINKS.

MICHAEL'S MOOD HAS CHANGED EVEN WITH HIS IMMINENT LEVEL UP AND NEW COMMAND STRUCTURE LOOMING IN 1 CHARACTER TURN.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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MICHAEL TRIES TO PUT THE PICKLE IN TO THE MANCHILD AND ENJOY THE NIPPON BUT THE MANCHILD WAS EXPECTING THIS!

HE ~DEFLECTS~ THE PICKLES.

MICHAEL SUSTAINS TWO DMG

MICHAEL NOW HAS THREE ORANGE PICKLES IN HIS FACE AND MOOD (TWO AND ONE RESPECTIVELY).

MICHAEL HAS NOW EVOLVED AND NEEDS TO REST TO ENJOY HIS LEVEL UP AND NEW COMMAND STRUCTURE LOOMING IN 0 (ZERO) CHARACTER TURNS.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE WHEN YOU FEEL THAT MICHAEL HAS RESTED SUFFICIENTLY.


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Whats the matter Mags? Your wife not keeping you happy? Why don't you fess up to her to get her out of your misery?

"I [FnG]magnolia will be supportive of everything that robgmun posts for the next 7 days from this timestamp. If things work out we'll look at getting a place together, who knows."

 

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MICHAEL HAS NOW EVOLVED AND NEEDS TO REST TO ENJOY HIS LEVEL UP AND NEW COMMAND STRUCTURE LOOMING IN 0 (ZERO) CHARACTER TURNS.

MICHAEL IS READY TO CONTINUE HIS ADVENTURE AS A LEVEL <2> PLAYER!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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