Cry Wolf pool table

[jigger]

I've got some old Ford disc pads, will those do?

Now you’re just screwing around.

 

[Mad_Jay]

Sounds like you've missed your cue, so don't leave it up to pot luck.

 

[UTT]

Not a spiders chance in hell this will last long

 

[gingergundog]

Don't be too hard on him, he's just looking for his Big Break.

 

[Whitewater]

I was going to post a pool table joke but felt it wasn't necessary.

 

[Hades]

This place has gone to pot.

 

[Werewolf]

For those reading on monochrome displays, the first post is at the top of the screen.

 

[iron_monkey]

I think this guys loopy

 

[COYS]

Ok that's in-off of these puns

 

[mattyg]

I used to have one in my games room. But the corner pockets had this odd film on it and during summer days the sun always shines on TV

 

[the shadow]

I’m always on cue

 

[bainbridge]

Well I just read this entire thread because I wanted to do a pun about felt and it turns out someone already did so

Could do a double I suppose.