Crysis demo delayed

SIBUK wrote:
Dear Crytek,

Upon awaking this morning I was terrible disturbed to find that the single player demo of Crysis had been delayed and so I am writing this letter to say please give us all a beta key you misserable penny counting old misers. Your selling your engine, your selling your game, your selling your File Planet and IGN subscriptions, your selling DX10 and Vista, Quadcores and Graphics cards and no doubt you are selling your own mother to. Your going to make your filthy cash you stingy avaricious tightwads, so give us a break. What are you gonna lose by giving your loyal fans a little something for free. So please, remove your wretched fat sausage fingers from my wallet and use them to type me out a beta key. If it pains your cold callous corporate heart to do such a thing then maybe you could pretend that you are doing it out of kindness; as an appology to all the people who you let down. Then people will think whoa! Crytek really cares about me, their loyal fan. I am happy, and maybe I will buy this game after all! And them come November 16th they will dip their poor befriended hands deep in to their pockets and toss some dirty wonga in your direction that you may not have otherwise got.

Your Sincerly,
SIBUK
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I hope that guy from InCrysis sends Crytek that letter even if it is a bit poorly spelled, I love the idea of Cevat waking up and reading that.
 
I find the points system in the beta annoying as hell, its like play like mad to get some points, get a decent weapon then some scrub halfway across the map that hasn't moved in 10 minutes snipes you and some other git steals your weapon. Or you get a decent weapon and some tard on your team tkills you to get it. Rinse and repeat.

Sp yeah multi not a chance.
 
Ive been looking around at the crysis website and there is no announcement on either the site OR the forums about the demo delay... it may still be false...
 
gonna get grief for this but hell why not...what the donkeys balls is everyones problem with halo 2, i mean what did you want? it had new weapons, new characters, better graphics, dual wielding weapons (which is brilliant), better assault rifle, PROPER hunters that you can't kill with a single shot, vehicle upgrades and vehicle damage, an insightful covenant sub-campaign and the biggest cliffhanger ending in gaming history, what the hell is all your problems, great game, get over it...:rolleyes:
 
Gashman said:
gonna get grief for this but hell why not...what the donkeys balls is everyones problem with halo 2, i mean what did you want? it had new weapons, new characters, better graphics, dual wielding weapons (which is brilliant), better assault rifle, PROPER hunters that you can't kill with a single shot, vehicle upgrades and vehicle damage, an insightful covenant sub-campaign and the biggest cliffhanger ending in gaming history, what the hell is all your problems, great game, get over it...:rolleyes:
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Eh?
 
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